# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2020, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4844 "2020-04-17T23:07:05Z")

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Suishi! That escalated!

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2020, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4845 "2020-04-18T00:02:23Z")

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Back in the day, an old girlfriend told me that if I took her to get sushi, I didn’t have to use a condom after. She got the raw end of that deal!

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2020, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4846 "2020-04-18T01:08:25Z")

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So, I guess you gave her a California Roll?

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2020, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4847 "2020-04-18T01:46:12Z")

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Uramaki me hungry.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2020, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4848 "2020-04-18T02:34:36Z")

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Wasabe with that?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2020, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4849 "2020-04-18T03:41:22Z")

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Before anything escalates, may I suggest that we tempura our remarks?

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2020, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4850 "2020-04-18T06:17:50Z")

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If you’re lacking stamina, udon have to participate.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2020, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4851 "2020-04-18T18:55:34Z")

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Dim sum?

😃

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2020, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4852 "2020-04-19T02:39:34Z")

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Is that what happens when you do your arithmetic homework in poor lighting?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2020, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4853 "2020-04-19T05:34:29Z")

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I searched on eBay for something to light my lamp. It said, “No matches found.”

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2020, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4854 "2020-04-19T07:21:50Z")

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I was looking for a new bulb for my lamp. A little voice in my head asked “Watt?”

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2020, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4855 "2020-04-19T07:53:36Z")

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I hope you had a bright idea about that.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2020, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4856 "2020-04-19T13:38:24Z")

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It may have been just a filament of my imagination.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2020, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4857 "2020-04-19T17:11:27Z")

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We’ve been LED down the garden path.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2020, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4858 "2020-04-19T20:26:13Z")

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Unscrewed a lightbulb earlier. I was delighted.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2020, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4859 "2020-04-20T00:35:04Z")

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I changed my lamp, so I had a light switch.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2020, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4860 "2020-04-20T01:34:20Z")

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A very illuminating comment, **Beck**. Thanks!

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2020, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4861 "2020-04-20T07:51:46Z")

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Wire we all talking about lights?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2020, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4862 "2020-04-20T08:10:29Z")

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My Yogi chants ‘ohm’, he’s bright, they say.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2020, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4863 "2020-04-20T14:52:25Z")

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The Yogi physicists had a picnic. One of them brought Om slaw.

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