# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 245
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2020, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4885 "2020-04-27T20:47:54Z")
I have a pet crocodile that’s into smoking weed. So I have a bag of croc pot. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2020, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4886 "2020-04-27T21:07:37Z")
There’s a neighborhood in Southern Florida that, following Beckdawrek’s strategy of using level-one predators, has alligators in its waterways. It’s a gatored community. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2020, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4887 "2020-04-27T21:46:01Z")
I’ve given to a charity that assists injured or distressed alligators. It’s called Gator Aid. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2020, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4888 "2020-04-28T02:01:18Z")
Mamie Eisenhower used to have a pet crocodile, and she never tired of recounting its zany exploits. Those around her, however, dreaded being subjected to another one of her croc o’ Mamie stories. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2020, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4889 "2020-04-28T04:39:28Z")
Anybody remember that sitcom about a single mom and her, shall we say, interesting roommate? I think it was called “Kate and Alligator.” ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2020, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4890 "2020-04-28T12:31:01Z")
After his brief stint as a cartoon star, Wally Gator made ends meet by working at Quiznos. He was eventually promoted into management and became a delegator. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2020, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4891 "2020-04-29T06:50:44Z")
After the Gators appointment at the eye doctor the staff all said “See you later Alligator.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2020, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4892 "2020-04-29T06:55:38Z")
“In a Wile, crocodile.” But I don’t get it. He was a coyote, in Looney Tunes cartoons. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2020, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4893 "2020-04-29T07:09:40Z")
Ask the Roadrunner. :::::_zoom_::::: ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2020, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4894 "2020-04-29T13:06:56Z")
The word “alligator” comes from the Spanish for a tort lawyer, “el litigator.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2020, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4895 "2020-04-29T22:48:00Z")
If you get sued by El Litigator, does that make the lawsuit a Spain in the neck? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2020, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4896 "2020-04-30T00:42:16Z")
Winning lawsuits in Spain all depends on who uno. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2020, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4897 "2020-04-30T01:13:25Z")
You might think you know someone in Spain, but it’s all just a snare Andalusian. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2020, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4898 "2020-05-02T21:21:48Z")
People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done but never believe me when I tell them Spain. Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2020, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4899 "2020-05-02T21:30:28Z")
I know it’s a tattoo of “The plane, the plane!” ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2020, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4900 "2020-05-03T00:20:17Z")
Tough to fly a plane in Spain, what with all the rain that falls mainly in it. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2020, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4901 "2020-05-03T04:00:00Z")
I met my wife while I was on a business trip to Spain. Then I said to her, “What are you doing here?” ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2020, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4902 "2020-05-03T04:11:39Z")
She gave you four explanations and then four more. That snot what you’d expect-her eight reasons. But phlegm’s the breaks. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4903 "2020-05-05T03:43:40Z")
Did you sinus up for a string of snot jokes? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4904 "2020-05-05T04:12:39Z")
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