# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 246
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4905 "2020-05-05T04:39:44Z")
There’s no business like show business, but there’s no job like a blowjob. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4906 "2020-05-05T05:17:03Z")
Is that one of the sex things you can do before breakfast? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4907 "2020-05-05T05:19:09Z")
Sex like a game of bridge – if you have a good hand, you don’t need a partner. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4908 "2020-05-05T06:28:28Z")
But bridge is a four-handed game. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4909 "2020-05-05T12:28:09Z")
You mean to do it well you should have foreplay? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4910 "2020-05-05T21:11:53Z")
Foreplay, aka 30 minutes of begging. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2020, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4911 "2020-05-06T14:46:49Z")
My wife was just begging me to stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2020, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4912 "2020-05-10T00:41:28Z")
_Is today gonna be the day, That we throw this thread back into play?_ ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2020, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4913 "2020-05-10T01:41:17Z")
I’ll try to thread the needle. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2020, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4914 "2020-05-10T01:52:53Z")
I think my wife’s sewing machine is on the blink. Not sure what’s wrong, it just doesn’t seam right. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2020, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4915 "2020-05-10T02:19:20Z")
Ahem! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2020, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4916 "2020-05-10T02:29:16Z")
Zip it! ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2020, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4917 "2020-05-10T02:31:22Z")
I come from a very musical family. Even the sewing machine’s a Singer. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2020, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4918 "2020-05-10T04:06:09Z")
Did you hear about the pharmacist who tried to tailor a pair of pants? It went pretty well, but there was an ointment in the fly. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2020, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4919 "2020-05-10T05:20:34Z")
Did you hear about the pig who developed a rash? He needed some oinkment. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2020, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4920 "2020-05-10T06:10:46Z")
That pig sounds very porkuliar. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2020, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4921 "2020-05-10T07:14:38Z")
He was. Not content to settle for water, he asked for swine to accompany his meal. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2020, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4922 "2020-05-10T08:24:18Z")
I bet he went whole hog. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2020, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4923 "2020-05-10T16:45:02Z")
Not him so much as one of his friends, who eventually got made into bacon because he was rasher. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2020, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4924 "2020-05-10T19:39:26Z")
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