# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 247
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2020, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4925 "2020-05-10T22:45:14Z")
That’s just bacon to be laughed at. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2020, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4926 "2020-05-11T01:46:23Z")
He’s just hamming it up. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2020, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4927 "2020-05-11T01:57:39Z")
I thought a pig was tapping my phone, because there was so much crackling on the line. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2020, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4928 "2020-05-11T05:40:22Z")
I laughed out lard at that one. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2020, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4929 "2020-05-11T05:58:53Z")
The line was rendered pretty well. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2020, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4930 "2020-05-11T06:01:34Z")
Don’t get high on the hog, you might fall and hurt yourself. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2020, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4931 "2020-05-11T06:31:00Z")
But life would never be boaring. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2020, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4932 "2020-05-11T07:21:05Z")
I’m bristling at the thought. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2020, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4933 "2020-05-12T12:38:02Z")
I once read a book about a pig who lived in a whorehouse. It was called _Harlot’s Shed_. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2020, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4934 "2020-05-12T13:47:35Z")
I never sausage a book. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2020, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4935 "2020-05-12T22:53:21Z")
Did you hear about the program that wants to cut down, if not eliminate, corruption and graft in politics? It’s called, “Pork Chops.” ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2020, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4936 "2020-05-12T22:56:58Z")
Disney tried to make a Spanish-language cartoon piglet. Little-kid pig, always asking “why.” They called it “¿Por que Pig?” ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2020, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4937 "2020-05-13T12:51:56Z")
That dos not make any centavos. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2020, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4938 "2020-05-13T15:57:37Z")
Uno, in a way it dos. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2020, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4939 "2020-05-13T16:39:35Z")
I’m not sure about you, but I bought a new kimono and it sure is ichi. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2020, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4940 "2020-05-13T17:00:43Z")
Obi quiet. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2020, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4941 "2020-05-14T04:28:43Z")
If you’re wearing a kimono and you’re pale, does that mean that you’re obi wan? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2020, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4942 "2020-05-14T06:29:55Z")
Let me ask **Kenobi**. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2020, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4943 "2020-05-14T12:59:57Z")
Leia off the Star Wars puns! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2020, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4944 "2020-05-14T14:17:17Z")
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