# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 252
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2020, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5025 "2020-06-01T15:55:52Z")
Yeah, I thought he might have bean. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2020, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5026 "2020-06-01T17:35:36Z")
What were you up to, Spoons? Java good time? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2020, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5027 "2020-06-01T20:51:36Z")
What do you think he is, a drip? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2020, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5028 "2020-06-01T21:33:24Z")
Are there any perks to this daily grind? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2020, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5029 "2020-06-01T21:57:42Z")
Drip now, percolater. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2020, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5030 "2020-06-01T23:23:49Z")
These puns don’t mocha latte sense. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2020, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5031 "2020-06-01T23:27:49Z")
Did you hear about the fraternity at the culinary school? It’s called Cuppa Kappa Chino. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2020, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5032 "2020-06-01T23:48:50Z")
::applause to Spoons from one who has tried in vain many times to make a cappuccino pun:: ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2020, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5033 "2020-06-02T00:57:03Z")
Keep talking like that and you’re gonna get creamed. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2020, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5034 "2020-06-02T01:43:53Z")
Dogs don’t like cream in their coffee – only arf and arf. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2020, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5035 "2020-06-02T02:35:16Z")
> [@Quondam\_Mechanic](#): > > ::applause to Spoons from one who has tried in vain many times to make a cappuccino pun:: Aw, shucks, it was nothin’. :::coffee, coffee::: Seriously, I’d also been working on “cappuccino” for a while. Glad to know that it was appreciated. Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2020, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5036 "2020-06-02T12:43:15Z")
You deserve a laud of praise for that one! ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2020, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5037 "2020-06-02T15:09:36Z")
Hmph. There were robins singing at Oly’s graduation, and he thought it meant he’d graduated summer-come-loudly. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2020, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5038 "2020-06-02T17:44:32Z")
The pomp and circumstances of his achievements are well regarded. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2020, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5039 "2020-06-03T04:23:42Z")
There are two kinds of commencement speeches: The good ones, and the one at your graduation. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2020, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5040 "2020-06-03T04:42:12Z")
In Oregon, they have Portland-cement speeches, rather than the common kind. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2020, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5041 "2020-06-03T04:49:22Z")
There’s been talk about the Egyptians having invented cement. But historians have looked in the ruins for evidence and found nothing concrete. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2020, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5042 "2020-06-03T04:52:50Z")
These puns form a tough aggregate. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2020, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5043 "2020-06-03T05:25:31Z")
Sure, but we’re just paving it forward. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2020, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5044 "2020-06-03T05:32:02Z")
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