# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 253
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2020, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5045 "2020-06-03T05:33:24Z")
I sure hope it wasn’t because of _crack_. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2020, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5046 "2020-06-03T05:37:53Z")
I hate cocaine dealers. Always sticking their business into other people’s noses. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2020, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5047 "2020-06-03T07:35:31Z")
I laughed so hard at that, that I snorted. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2020, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5048 "2020-06-03T08:29:41Z")
Me too. I had a Choke and a smile. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2020, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5049 "2020-06-03T20:28:49Z")
I read between the _lines_ and had no fun at all. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2020, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5050 "2020-06-04T13:09:40Z")
I tried to follow that line of thought but there were so many points I couldn’t keep things straight. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2020, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5051 "2020-06-04T16:39:50Z")
People who try to sail northward west of Alaska have to keep their bearings straight. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2020, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5052 "2020-06-04T16:54:16Z")
Polar bears? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2020, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5053 "2020-06-07T04:43:45Z")
Not sure about my new sat nav. I was in the local safari park, and it said bear left. It was clearly an elephant. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2020, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5054 "2020-06-07T05:14:46Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > Not sure about my new sat nav. I was in the local safari park, and it said bear left. As Fozzie would say, “Right, frog!” ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2020, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5055 "2020-06-07T05:20:14Z")
With a hip.hop beat! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2020, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5056 "2020-06-07T05:57:19Z")
Who’s going to jump all over that one? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2020, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5057 "2020-06-07T14:51:10Z")
**Siam Sam** ’s sat nav landed me in a frog pond. Now my car’s been toad away. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2020, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5058 "2020-06-07T18:08:10Z")
That would make me hoppin’ mad. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2020, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5059 "2020-06-07T19:37:22Z")
Rib it! My standard order at the BBQ joint. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2020, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5060 "2020-06-07T19:53:39Z")
Careful, woman, too much of that stuff and you’ll croak. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2020, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5061 "2020-06-07T22:45:06Z")
Did you hear about the European amphibian of mixed ancestry? It was part-French, part-German, had some Italian, and was just a tad Pole. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2020, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5062 "2020-06-07T23:44:16Z")
I like a good pan of ‘Hoppin’John’ when its raining. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2020, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5063 "2020-06-09T08:45:22Z")
So when it’s sunny, the critics don’t pan that dish? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2020, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5064 "2020-06-13T16:04:14Z")
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