# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2018, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/501 "2018-02-11T23:13:56Z")
Nope, too many Avalanches. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/502 "2018-02-12T00:42:33Z")
Don’t get buried or you’ll luge your chance to win a medal. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/503 "2018-02-12T02:15:28Z")
I’m used toboggan down in the details. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/504 "2018-02-12T03:02:08Z")
Just avoid slippery slope arguments. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/505 "2018-02-12T03:20:39Z")
A stool softener will give you stools oftener. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/506 "2018-02-12T03:30:42Z")
I’m reminded of some enema jokes that are so bad we should barium. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/507 "2018-02-12T03:42:37Z")
We all know about GI Joe, but we rarely hear about his fellow soldier, GI Tract. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/508 "2018-02-12T04:31:08Z")
Oh noes!! A Bug!! Or is it a Spider? This will make me a Pacer! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/509 "2018-02-12T04:37:25Z")
We’ve moved on, **Beckdawrek**. There’s a whole new body of puns to make. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/510 "2018-02-12T04:39:56Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Oh noes!! A Bug!! Or is it a Spider? > This will make me a Pacer! Oh shit, I was still on autos, sorry! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/511 "2018-02-12T04:42:16Z")
Luci, confused me on the previous page. That one really went right in the toilet! ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/512 "2018-02-12T05:04:35Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Oh shit, I was still on autos, sorry! You were on auto pilot. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/513 "2018-02-12T08:03:39Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > Muslims are pretty slim > [@Chefguy](#): > > :: off topic:: > > You’re going to need to explain that one before someone gets the wrong idea. Okay, I get it now (took me a while). **Luciano700** is referring to MuSLIMs, am I right? What’s next, play off “auto pilot”? I auto give that one up; I got nothing. See how we do it, **Luciano700**? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/514 "2018-02-12T12:35:41Z")
Would it be Acura to say we’ve been pretty hit-and-Nissan these last couple o’ days? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/515 "2018-02-12T13:38:54Z")
Buy a raff raffle tick ticket and win a Winnebago. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/516 "2018-02-12T15:04:12Z")
That would make me a happy camper, unless I ran into a [Bigfoot](http://www.bigfootrv.com/m/) with it. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/517 "2018-02-12T15:20:05Z")
Yeah, that would sasquatch your hopes. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/518 "2018-02-12T15:27:03Z")
Squatch you talkin’ 'bout Willis?? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/519 "2018-02-12T16:36:47Z")
I don’t have any cryptozoology puns, yeti will think of one. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/520 "2018-02-12T21:40:40Z")
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