# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 263
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5245 "2020-08-19T19:59:06Z")
I’ll just pump this thread back to the top. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2020, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5246 "2020-08-20T01:19:08Z")
> [@Quondam\_Mechanic](#): > > You don’t want to have angina and a slow heartbeat – that would be achy bradycardia. I would call that a myocardial infraction. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2020, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5247 "2020-08-20T03:53:56Z")
If you’re run down by a herd of deer, is that a hart attack? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2020, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5248 "2020-08-20T07:36:06Z")
If Richard Rodgers had been stabbed by his early partner, would that have been a Hart attack? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2020, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5249 "2020-08-20T14:35:19Z")
If Alan Jay Lerner had been clubbed by his songwriting partner, that would have been a Loewe blow. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5250 "2020-08-20T19:26:09Z")
If Rodgers took a club to his beer glass, would that be a “hammer stein”? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2020, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5251 "2020-08-23T04:48:46Z")
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote _Romeo & Juliet_. They should put a plaque on both their houses. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2020, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5252 "2020-08-24T00:47:59Z")
The story of erecting those plaques would make a good film. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2020, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5253 "2020-08-26T04:31:17Z")
I’m pretty sure they show films about plaques at a school of dentistry. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2020, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5254 "2020-08-26T04:39:41Z")
Ain’t that the tooth! ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2020, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5255 "2020-08-26T20:29:36Z")
Yeah, there’s lots of good films that they show at dental schools. The outer-space drama _Cavity_; the Stephen King story _Caries_ – I’m sure there are many more. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2020, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5256 "2020-08-26T21:09:41Z")
Pretty sure that the students will also watch _Roots_ and _Jaws_. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2020, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5257 "2020-08-30T03:43:03Z")
I didn’t realize my uncle had a false tooth until it came out in conversation. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2020, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5258 "2020-08-30T04:16:41Z")
I dated a girl once who had beautiful teeth. I didn’t realize they were dentures until I complimented her on them, saying, “Your teeth are like stars.” She said, “They should be. They come out at night.” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2020, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5259 "2020-08-31T17:49:10Z")
I once dated a printer’s daughter but she wasn’t my type. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2020, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5260 "2020-08-31T19:09:20Z")
I dated a printer’s daughter too, once. I was quite font of her. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2020, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5261 "2020-08-31T19:21:24Z")
I dated another printer’s daughter and it would be cliché to say that she really made an impression on me. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2020, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5262 "2020-08-31T20:49:25Z")
She was an engraver’s daughter; it took six months of treatment for the etching to go away. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5263 "2020-09-01T01:50:48Z")
She was a student of ancient Chinese philosophy; it took six months of treatment for the I Ching to go away. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2020, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5264 "2020-09-05T04:37:36Z")
I went to the horse race track once. A racehorse had an itch just before its race, so by order of the track vet, the horse was scratched. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=262) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=264)