# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 264
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2020, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5265 "2020-09-05T05:59:50Z")
My horse is a rubbish dancer. He’s got two left feet. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2020, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5266 "2020-09-05T06:16:34Z")
The farrier, a guy named Ed, took a look at my Clydesdale, and said, “I’ve got a really big shoe…” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5267 "2020-09-08T17:22:40Z")
Normally I’d have something to say about the way some people put on their gym shoes, but I think I’ll just hold my tongue. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5268 "2020-09-08T18:33:13Z")
If you drew conclusions from the way they wore old-time basketball shoes, you’d be reasoning from the converse. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5269 "2020-09-08T19:38:11Z")
Since basketball shoes have tongues, can they dribble? ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5270 "2020-09-08T19:43:10Z")
I was looking all over for my footwear until my mother said “SHOO”. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2020, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5271 "2020-09-09T13:56:11Z")
In a shoe lacing competition, everyone ties. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2020, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5272 "2020-09-09T22:17:42Z")
So nobody can win? That must be sole-destroying. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2020, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5273 "2020-09-10T01:53:36Z")
Destroying soles is what bottom feeders do. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2020, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5274 "2020-09-10T02:05:41Z")
Those heels! ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2020, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5275 "2020-09-10T12:31:50Z")
Don’t be too hard on heels. They’re just wounded people who aren’t bread proper. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2020, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5276 "2020-09-10T15:02:52Z")
Nah, I got no respect for 'em; they’re just a bunch of loafers. (Wait, is that a bread joke or a shoe joke?) ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2020, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5277 "2020-09-11T12:49:16Z")
I’m just saying, heels need to be healed so they will heel. (A nice gesture might be to give them flours to boot.) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2020, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5278 "2020-09-11T17:59:11Z")
I taught my dog to heel. Now he won’t toe the line. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2020, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5279 "2020-09-11T19:03:37Z")
I hear that the dogs are out to get us – conspiring, talkin’ about us in bark codes. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2020, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5280 "2020-09-12T01:45:15Z")
My WAG is that they’re just telling tails. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2020, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5281 "2020-09-12T02:31:07Z")
_Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read_ —Groucho Marks ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2020, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5282 "2020-09-12T07:14:49Z")
ALL HAIL MARX AND LENNON! Groucho and John, respectively, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2020, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5283 "2020-09-13T06:00:46Z")
Hail Storms! Long may they rain! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5284 "2020-09-14T15:15:54Z")
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