# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2020, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5305 "2020-09-26T01:54:58Z")

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A man with palm oil will often come in handy.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2020, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5306 "2020-09-27T01:51:15Z")

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Would he throw a lifeline if necessary?

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2020, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5307 "2020-09-27T02:08:21Z")

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Depends – is he a member of a bowline league?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2020, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5308 "2020-09-27T03:11:48Z")

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I’m afraid that I do knot know.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2020, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5309 "2020-09-27T03:13:58Z")

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[From an old joke] – Are you a frayed knot?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2020, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5310 "2020-09-27T05:04:19Z")

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I will swallow a tangled up rope right now if you dare me. I shit you knot.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2020, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5311 "2020-09-27T17:58:55Z")

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There gotta be some kind of hitch to that.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2020, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5312 "2020-09-28T00:17:22Z")

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The president tried to hang himself in the Oval Office last night, but the rope broke. It was a fake noose.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2020, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5313 "2020-09-28T00:40:58Z")

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Don’t leave us hanging, what happened next?

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2020, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5314 "2020-09-28T03:51:40Z")

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These days, no noose is good noose.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2020, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5315 "2020-09-28T04:34:50Z")

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Maybe we should let this one drop.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2020, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5316 "2020-09-30T05:27:04Z")

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We’ll toast that with a drop of Ernest and Julio Gallo’s.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2020, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5317 "2020-09-30T05:55:56Z")

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Gallo’s isn’t bad, but I’m sure some snobs will wine about it.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2020, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5318 "2020-09-30T13:18:46Z")

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Aw, put a cork in it!

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2020, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5319 "2020-09-30T20:11:49Z")

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🎶 “Life is a cabernet, old chum…” 🎶

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2020, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5320 "2020-10-03T22:32:47Z")

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A friend said a wine he tried recently was bitter and not properly fermented. Sounds like sour grapes to me.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2020, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5321 "2020-10-03T23:00:10Z")

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I used to drink Italian bubbly, but my friends said it was an Asti habit.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2020, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5322 "2020-10-03T23:06:13Z")

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I decide which wine to drink on a case by case basis.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5323 "2020-10-04T05:36:11Z")

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Just don’t keep your fillings bottled up.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5324 "2020-10-04T18:47:57Z")

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I tried a fruit wine once. It peared perfectly with my meal that night.

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