# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5325 "2020-10-04T21:04:34Z")

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My friend gets annoyed when I mess with his red wine. I added some fruit juice, and now he’s sangria than ever.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2020, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5326 "2020-10-05T00:18:38Z")

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Chianti just get along with you?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5327 "2020-10-06T03:49:26Z")

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Shiraz long as you behave.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5328 "2020-10-06T17:32:41Z")

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I’m just looking at you people with a blanc look in my eyes.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5329 "2020-10-06T19:09:07Z")

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This thread is full of sec puns.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5330 "2020-10-06T23:45:14Z")

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Are you wining about it?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5331 "2020-10-07T03:12:08Z")

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I couldn’t keep things bottled up.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5332 "2020-10-07T04:50:05Z")

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Champagne for our real friends, and real pain for our sham friends.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2020, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5333 "2020-10-11T20:37:45Z")

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I recently attended a wine convention in upstate New York. It was the Lake Champlain Champagne Campaign.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2020, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5334 "2020-10-11T20:50:24Z")

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I thought about attending the Lake Champlain Champagne Campaign, but I heard it was pretty watered down.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2020, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5335 "2020-10-11T23:12:24Z")

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That was Brutal.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2020, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5336 "2020-10-11T23:48:01Z")

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Just a little dry humour.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2020, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5337 "2020-10-12T00:20:20Z")

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Hey, wait a sec…

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2020, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5338 "2020-10-12T02:18:33Z")

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🎶 “To everything, there is sauterne, sauterne, sauterne …” 🎶

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2020, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5339 "2020-10-13T02:16:08Z")

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That joke was for The Byrds.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2020, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5340 "2020-10-13T02:53:16Z")

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Do you mean Byrds like the tern, tern, tern?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2020, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5341 "2020-10-13T03:12:22Z")

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When I went to the seashore, I saw many buoys and gulls.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2020, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5342 "2020-10-13T04:12:56Z")

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If you just focus on what you sea, you’ll miss what you’ve been herring.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2020, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5343 "2020-10-13T16:23:53Z")

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Which might cause you to flounder.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2020, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5344 "2020-10-13T17:17:50Z")

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If you’re a musician, you might play your scales out of tuna. But that would be a fluke.

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