# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 268
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2020, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5345 "2020-10-13T18:31:37Z")
Unless you did it on porpoise. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2020, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5346 "2020-10-15T01:36:00Z")
A porpoise in an ocean of orange soda— That’s my Fanta sea. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2020, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5347 "2020-10-15T03:29:41Z")
That image is giving me a haddock. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2020, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5348 "2020-10-15T03:51:55Z")
Good Cod! Maybe try an aspirin? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2020, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5349 "2020-10-15T04:32:04Z")
Do that, and you’ll be pilloried. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2020, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5350 "2020-10-15T14:09:14Z")
I knew a guy who sold drugs. You’d think he’d have been scorned, but he was regarded as the piller of his communit y. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2020, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5351 "2020-10-15T21:21:04Z")
Is he still alive? I heard he bought the pharm. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2020, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5352 "2020-10-16T01:58:10Z")
I buy anxiolytics in bulk so I can get the Valium discount. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2020, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5353 "2020-10-18T05:27:03Z")
So I found out Viagra’s pharmaceutical name: Mycoxafloppin. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2020, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5354 "2020-10-19T00:09:04Z")
I feel much better now that I’m on that new tranquilizer Fuckitol. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2020, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5355 "2020-10-21T01:39:19Z")
I was given a powerful tranquilizer once, and they asked me to count backwards from ten. The last thing I remember is I said eight. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2020, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5356 "2020-10-21T02:26:28Z")
It doesn’t matter if your outdoor thermometer says -20 or -30. It’s just a num-brrr. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2020, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5357 "2020-10-21T02:49:28Z")
Sounds like your tongue was getting number, too. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2020, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5358 "2020-10-21T15:15:52Z")
I love the microvilli on my tongue. They’re my buds. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2020, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5359 "2020-10-21T21:14:09Z")
You must have good taste. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2020, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5360 "2020-10-21T23:56:21Z")
Aw, that was sweet. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2020, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5361 "2020-10-22T01:10:29Z")
I’m generally not a bitter person. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2020, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5362 "2020-10-22T01:33:01Z")
Let’s not go off on a tang, gent. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2020, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5363 "2020-10-22T14:54:48Z")
That comment was not so savory. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2020, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5364 "2020-10-22T22:33:27Z")
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