# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 269
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2020, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5365 "2020-10-22T22:53:33Z")
No, but he still didn’t sugar-coat things. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2020, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5366 "2020-10-23T12:11:20Z")
I find coats with big buttons fastenating. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2020, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5367 "2020-10-23T13:10:59Z")
I’m not one to pile on just any fad but Velcro has me hooked. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2020, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5368 "2020-10-23T14:57:55Z")
Keep making jokes like that and somebody’s gonna belt you one. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2020, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5369 "2020-10-23T21:35:31Z")
Sometimes, it’s best to just zip it. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2020, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5370 "2020-10-24T05:03:44Z")
Or in other words, button your lip. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2020, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5371 "2020-10-24T14:31:30Z")
Yeah, and stop buttin’ in on other peoples jokes. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2020, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5372 "2020-10-25T01:26:57Z")
Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems only assholes want to speak to me. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2020, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5373 "2020-10-25T06:06:32Z")
I got a butt-dialed political ad. It was for tRump. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2020, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5374 "2020-10-25T16:32:22Z")
I would not be abidin’ that. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2020, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5375 "2020-10-25T23:52:09Z")
It’s not going to be easy for Joe Biden to earn the votes of Bernie’s supporters. Not even Bernie himself could do it. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2020, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5376 "2020-10-26T03:35:30Z")
I thought Bernie’s campaign just collapsed, like it was in an earthquake. And what’s left was Bernie Rubble. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2020, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5377 "2020-10-27T12:31:26Z")
The Bernie rubble could be recycled into grit and used in sanders. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2020, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5378 "2020-10-27T20:58:48Z")
There’s a colonel of truth to that. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2020, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5379 "2020-10-27T23:09:37Z")
Which can make for some major excitement. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2020, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5380 "2020-10-28T01:37:57Z")
I prefer to keep my major excitement private. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2020, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5381 "2020-10-28T02:16:34Z")
Isn’t it bad for you to keep your emotions all capped in? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2020, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5382 "2020-10-28T02:32:38Z")
In general, yes. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2020, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5383 "2020-10-28T04:46:11Z")
But my private desires involve corporal punishment. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2020, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5384 "2020-11-01T02:01:01Z")
When I was young, I was bold enough to shave my privates using a straight razor. Nowadays, I no longer have the balls to do it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=268) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=270)