# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2020, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5385 "2020-11-02T11:42:43Z")

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If you’re not careful while doing that, you could go off half-cocked.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2020, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5386 "2020-11-02T17:53:07Z")

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I’m sure it has its ups and downs.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2020, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5387 "2020-11-02T19:28:08Z")

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A timely entry – one day before Erection Day.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2020, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5388 "2020-11-03T18:22:58Z")

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After the last 4 years, I could use a stiff one.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2020, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5389 "2020-11-03T22:11:26Z")

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Too bad Jeffrey Toobin isn’t on the air on erection night.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2020, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5390 "2020-11-04T03:25:32Z")

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I’m just hoping the voters get that big jerk off.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2020, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5391 "2020-11-06T14:49:26Z")

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The direction we’re going with these puns is starting to make us look like ding-a-lings.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2020, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5392 "2020-11-06T16:38:56Z")

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We’re just enjoying a nice organ recital.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2020, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5393 "2020-11-06T20:05:00Z")

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Just don’t be a dick about it.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2020, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5394 "2020-11-06T20:25:47Z")

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Nuts to that!

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2020, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5395 "2020-11-08T05:52:12Z")

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My balls are a touchy subject.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2020, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5396 "2020-11-08T23:16:01Z")

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I’m not sure if you’ll laugh or not, perhaps you need a test tickle.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2020, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5397 "2020-11-09T01:42:57Z")

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Don’t stare at them; a passing glans is OK.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2020, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5398 "2020-11-09T02:30:55Z")

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I have a problem with my genitals. One of my balls hangs lower than the other two

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2020, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5399 "2020-11-09T04:29:31Z")

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Don’t try to pawn that problem off on others.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2020, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5400 "2020-11-09T08:53:25Z")

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I thought one of my balls was too far back. But it taint.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2020, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5401 "2020-11-10T16:28:32Z")

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Good thing it wasn’t any farther back, it sounds like you almost wrecked 'em.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2020, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5402 "2020-11-13T03:29:46Z")

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That would be cause for some deep anal lysis.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2020, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5403 "2020-11-13T07:22:55Z")

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And now, this thread has officially gone down the hole.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2020, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5404 "2020-11-13T13:23:21Z")

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You didn’t half to say that.

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