# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 271
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2020, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5405 "2020-11-13T14:50:39Z")
That certainly was a cheeky comment. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2020, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5406 "2020-11-13T14:57:32Z")
Hey, he’s doing the best he can. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2020, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5407 "2020-11-13T17:57:50Z")
Butt … butt … ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2020, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5408 "2020-11-13T20:06:29Z")
Great analogy ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2020, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5409 "2020-11-13T23:07:33Z")
I think this thread has reached a dead end. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2020, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5410 "2020-11-15T07:20:19Z")
Astrology: When a thermometer breaks during your rectal examination. Mercury will be in your anus. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2020, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5411 "2020-11-15T21:12:21Z")
M-O-O-N, that spells that kind of astrology. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2020, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5412 "2020-11-15T21:26:57Z")
There’s only one group of people dumb enough to believe in astrology: Scorpios. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2020, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5413 "2020-11-16T18:41:59Z")
I can’t believe that you’d stereotype a whole group of people like that. That’s what they do in Russia. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2020, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5414 "2020-11-17T02:40:48Z")
In Russia you can’t watch Netflix. They only allow Nyetflix. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2020, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5415 "2020-11-17T05:02:24Z")
In Soviet Russia, Netflix watches YOU. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2020, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5416 "2020-11-17T06:06:47Z")
So why would Soviet citizens be Russian to watch Netflix? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2020, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5417 "2020-11-17T13:58:35Z")
And the shows on Nyetflix are shockingly Volga! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2020, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5418 "2020-11-17T16:04:13Z")
In Soviet Russia, there are no mines, only ours. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2020, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5419 "2020-11-17T17:01:32Z")
You don’t need mines when there are no choices to be made – you don’t need the ors that they would provide. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2020, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5420 "2020-11-18T02:22:40Z")
A friend of mine overdosed on Viagra. His wife is taking it pretty hard. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2020, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5421 "2020-11-22T06:23:39Z")
My doctor said it’s normal to get an erection during a prostate exam. But I would still prefer it if he didn’t whip it out in the middle of our appointment. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2020, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5422 "2020-11-22T14:09:10Z")
Reminds me of the Japanese-American urologist who lost business every time he tried to tell a patient about elective surgery. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2020, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5423 "2020-11-22T20:57:12Z")
The first night in prison and not sleeping next to my wife, I wrestled uncontrollably with a large and throbbing erection. I just wish it had been mine. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2020, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5424 "2020-11-24T02:54:17Z")
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