# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 272
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2020, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5425 "2020-11-24T04:21:41Z")
I’m unsure about the guy who pours my draft beer. Apparently, he’s been behind bars. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2020, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5426 "2020-11-24T14:15:17Z")
An untalented gymnast walks into a bar. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2020, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5427 "2020-11-26T06:29:08Z")
An appeasing Prime Minister balks into a war. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2020, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5428 "2020-11-26T15:46:51Z")
A Balkan Prime Minister pees into a wall. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2020, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5429 "2020-11-27T00:21:03Z")
A Walken mime has a seizure and falls. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2020, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5430 "2020-11-27T03:38:46Z")
He’ll spring back in April. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2020, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5431 "2020-11-27T05:13:16Z")
Daylight Savings Time gave me a back injury. I need to buy a smaller sundial. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2020, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5432 "2020-12-01T02:28:57Z")
Watch out for that injury. You don’t want it to happen a second time. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2020, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5433 "2020-12-01T07:56:43Z")
Especially if you get clocked. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2020, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5434 "2020-12-01T08:22:02Z")
If you do, I hope we don’t hear about it second-hand. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2020, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5435 "2020-12-01T13:27:02Z")
Even though he screamed “Hourch!”, it was a minute injury. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2020, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5436 "2020-12-01T15:26:58Z")
That’ll teach him to buy one of those sundials that are on sale with gnomon-y down. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2020, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5437 "2020-12-02T02:39:49Z")
Happy hour prices can be good bargains. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5438 "2020-12-03T01:38:53Z")
That’s right, within a shadow of a doubt. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5439 "2020-12-03T02:55:27Z")
I don’t trust shadows, they seem pretty shady. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5440 "2020-12-03T03:10:48Z")
But then how will you ever find out what evil lurks in the hearts of men? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5441 "2020-12-03T03:31:45Z")
That’s our perpetual Lamont. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5442 "2020-12-03T04:57:38Z")
When life gives you Lamonts, make lemonade. (Not much to do with the Lamonts, of course, but just in case you got thirsty.) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5443 "2020-12-03T10:46:54Z")
That was a rather seedy thing to say. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5444 "2020-12-03T14:18:20Z")
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