# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 273
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5445 "2020-12-03T16:16:17Z")
Orange you glad he brought up old jokes and citrus fruits? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5446 "2020-12-03T20:57:05Z")
As long as you don’t want to beat the pulp out of me. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5447 "2020-12-03T21:53:50Z")
It’s all about the vitamins, C? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2020, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5448 "2020-12-04T11:01:01Z")
That was said with lots of zest. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2020, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5449 "2020-12-08T15:40:40Z")
I once thought that I was drowning in a big lake of lemonade, but it was only a Fanta sea. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2020, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5450 "2020-12-08T16:15:55Z")
Tell your little girl to use Fanta if she seltzer lemonade in the front yard. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2020, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5451 "2020-12-09T03:46:28Z")
I added some fertilizer to my citrus trees. I think of it as “Lemon Aid.” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2020, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5452 "2020-12-09T05:48:23Z")
I stayed inside and watched CNN. Don Lemon was on. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2020, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5453 "2020-12-09T06:05:48Z")
Why does Don Lemon always look so sour? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2020, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5454 "2020-12-09T06:15:56Z")
Actually I find him rather zesty. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2020, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5455 "2020-12-11T02:27:16Z")
I’ve always considered Don Lemon a purveyor of yellow journalism. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2020, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5456 "2020-12-11T04:28:39Z")
In his salad days, when he was green in judgment (thanks, Shakespeare), was he known as “Don Lime”? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2020, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5457 "2020-12-11T20:35:19Z")
If he was of lower quality, it would be sublime. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2020, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5458 "2020-12-11T20:53:30Z")
When he was a kid, he was just a little squirt. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2020, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5459 "2020-12-13T07:22:26Z")
All I know is he dismisses his daughter as being a little tart. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2020, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5460 "2020-12-13T10:03:19Z")
Maybe he should butter her up: > **[Butter tart](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butter_tart)** > > Pages for logged out editors learn more > > > > A butter tart (French: tarte au beurre) is a type of small pastry tart highly regarded in Canadian cuisine. The sweet tart consists of a filling of butter, sugar, syrup, and egg, baked in a pastry shell until the filling is semi-solid with a crunchy top. The butter tart should not be confused with butter pie (a savoury pie from the Preston area of Lancashire, England) or with bread and butter pudding. > Recipes for the butter tart vary according... ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2020, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5461 "2020-12-13T14:41:34Z")
Butter mother might object. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2020, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5462 "2020-12-13T21:25:05Z")
My friends keep telling me to stop impersonating butter, but I can’t. I’m on a roll now. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2020, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5463 "2020-12-13T23:28:30Z")
That sounds like a pat statement. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2020, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5464 "2020-12-14T01:25:34Z")
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