# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 274
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2020, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5465 "2020-12-14T03:49:24Z")
I’d tell you a rumor about some margarine on a piece of toast, but you might spread it. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2020, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5466 "2020-12-14T17:32:10Z")
You’ve got margarine and toast? I’m jelly. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2020, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5467 "2020-12-14T19:08:38Z")
If you’re ever in a jam, Sam’s your man. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2020, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5468 "2020-12-14T21:43:07Z")
We’ll have to preserve that idea. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2020, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5469 "2020-12-15T02:50:07Z")
Sam’s the jam man yo’ mama laid! ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2020, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5470 "2020-12-20T05:29:15Z")
I was her bread and she was my jam. One day she left me, saying she deserved butter. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2020, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5471 "2020-12-20T05:54:21Z")
Did she fall face-down on the Parkay floor? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2020, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5472 "2020-12-20T06:01:46Z")
I margarine she did. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2020, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5473 "2020-12-20T06:18:01Z")
So I was walking past my local supermarket the other day, and a man started throwing cheese, butter and milk at me. How dairy. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2020, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5474 "2020-12-20T06:36:17Z")
He was just following the dictates of the ancient Greek philosophers Socrates, Thyucidedes, and Fetacheese. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2020, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5475 "2020-12-20T13:56:24Z")
They tried too late to stop him – it was already a _feta accompli_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2020, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5476 "2020-12-20T23:40:28Z")
That was a gouda one! ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2020, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5477 "2020-12-21T03:07:27Z")
Gouda cheese! That’s why me edam. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2020, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5478 "2020-12-21T09:23:07Z")
I like to eat cheese while watching The Muensters. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2020, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5479 "2020-12-21T10:13:00Z")
I recently enjoyed a tasting of various cheeses from Israel. They were cheeses of Nazareth. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2020, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5480 "2020-12-23T13:46:14Z")
Did you stop by the Garden of Edam on your whey there? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2020, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5481 "2020-12-24T15:45:51Z")
Every time I think we’ve exhausted the cheese puns, I find that there are stiltons more to be discovered. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2020, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5482 "2020-12-26T01:01:13Z")
When the cheese factory exploded, people found pieces of it miles away. There was de Brie everywhere. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2020, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5483 "2020-12-26T05:46:34Z")
Too bad they couldn’t take shelter in a roquefort. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2020, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5484 "2020-12-26T17:20:27Z")
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