# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 275
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2020, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5485 "2020-12-26T21:46:49Z")
Cutting down a tree with a block of cheese is easy. You just gotta make sure it’s extra sharp. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2020, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5486 "2020-12-27T00:52:57Z")
That’s how they make Lumberger cheese. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2020, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5487 "2020-12-27T01:34:16Z")
no whey! ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2020, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5488 "2020-12-27T03:08:18Z")
Could you rennet by me again? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2020, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5489 "2020-12-27T03:34:22Z")
I was hanging out with my friend from Mexico the other day, and he asked me how runny I liked my cottage cheese. Told him, “No whey, Jose.” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2020, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5490 "2020-12-27T08:32:15Z")
I met my Mexican friend yesterday, and he said his cataracts are worse, so I asked him, “Jose, can you see?” ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2020, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5491 "2020-12-27T13:31:39Z")
Doesn’t that belong in the “anthems only” thread? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2020, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5492 "2020-12-27T20:58:28Z")
There was a kid at my school who did not stand for the national anthem. I was so angry that I kicked him out of his wheelchair. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2020, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5493 "2020-12-28T00:15:18Z")
I’ve got a good two feet two my dad. Of course, he’s a double amputee though. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2020, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5494 "2020-12-28T00:28:26Z")
One of my co-workers is an amputee. For Christmas, I got her a new prosthetic leg. It was just a stocking filler. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2020, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5495 "2020-12-28T16:39:42Z")
I met a guy who’d had his legs amputated, and asked him how he was coping. He said. “Well, I can’t kick.” ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2020, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5496 "2020-12-30T03:14:01Z")
I knew a guy who got in a terrible accident and had to have his left arm and leg amputated. It was touch and go for a while, but he’s alright now. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2020, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5497 "2020-12-31T18:20:45Z")
Wasn’t he a wrestler named Nelson? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2021, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5498 "2021-01-01T05:44:58Z")
I observed two silk worms in a wrestling match the other day. It ended in a tie. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2021, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5499 "2021-01-03T17:20:48Z")
In other words, it did knot. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2021, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5500 "2021-01-03T21:03:41Z")
My wife thinks her ability to tie a cherry stem into a knot with her tongue is cool, but as a man with a cherry-stem-sized penis I’m horrified. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2021, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5501 "2021-01-05T03:56:57Z")
Cherry-stem-size penis? That’s pitiful. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2021, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5502 "2021-01-05T04:48:00Z")
Must be difficult for you to be fruitful and multiply. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2021, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5503 "2021-01-05T14:46:01Z")
That is a juicy bit of information. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2021, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5504 "2021-01-10T06:26:52Z")
I’m taking Viagra and drinking prune juice. Don’t know if I’m coming or going. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=274) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=276)