# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 276
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2021, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5505 "2021-01-14T21:29:51Z")
Some burglars broke into my house and force fed me prune juice. They really cleaned me out. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2021, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5506 "2021-01-15T01:22:30Z")
Some burglars broke into my house and noticed that my clothes were dirty. They took me to the cleaners. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2021, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5507 "2021-01-15T03:36:30Z")
They broke into the gunsmith’s shop, and all his barrels were rifled. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2021, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5508 "2021-01-15T09:47:08Z")
They broke into a German bakery. Dozens of items were stollen. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2021, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5509 "2021-01-15T14:45:52Z")
They also took all the Reynolds Wrap from the grocery store. The police tried to stop them but they were unable to foil the burglars’ plan. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2021, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5510 "2021-01-17T03:51:31Z")
I hear the police are in a standoff with one burglar who’s hiding in the soap aisle. He’s presently behind bars. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2021, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5511 "2021-01-17T06:20:49Z")
It’s hard to explain why theft is wrong to a burglar. They tend to take things literally. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2021, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5512 "2021-01-17T07:21:51Z")
A local furrier was broken into. The burglars stole. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2021, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5513 "2021-01-17T07:24:49Z")
We were at the theater last night, and a burglar broke in as they were all on stage performing. He stole the spotlight. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2021, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5514 "2021-01-17T07:47:14Z")
A burglar breaks into a birthday party. He takes the cake. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2021, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5515 "2021-01-17T07:52:58Z")
The police station was burglarized, and the burglars stole the toilet seat. Police have nothing to go on. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2021, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5516 "2021-01-17T13:37:02Z")
I heard that the burglars took all the soap as well. They sure made a clean getaway. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2021, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5517 "2021-01-17T18:23:15Z")
Another burglar was accused of stealing a homeless person’s coat. But it was a bum wrap. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2021, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5518 "2021-01-17T22:47:18Z")
I don’t get why the wife hates me for being a lazy bum. It’s not like I did anything. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2021, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5519 "2021-01-18T17:05:17Z")
Tell her it’s in your DNA. You descended from a line of hobo sapiens. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2021, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5520 "2021-01-21T20:04:16Z")
Did you know that a single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information? Meaning that, during 3 seconds long ejaculation, more than 11,250 TERA bytes of information is transmitted. That’s a lot of information to swallow. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2021, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5521 "2021-01-22T00:38:18Z")
Oh, cum cum. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2021, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5522 "2021-01-22T01:33:55Z")
We should write that down. I have a feeling that will be on the teste. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2021, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5523 "2021-01-22T03:25:56Z")
Did they teach you all about that at the semenary? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2021, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5524 "2021-01-22T05:58:57Z")
To get into semenary you have to prostate yourself. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=275) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=277)