# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 277
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2021, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5525 "2021-01-22T06:45:05Z")
In the fancy ones, the poorer students have to raise money by going into prostate tuition. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2021, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5526 "2021-01-22T15:55:47Z")
I’m very gland you mentioned that. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2021, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5527 "2021-01-22T17:21:59Z")
Unfortunately, there’s a vas deferens between what richer students and poorer students can afford. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2021, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5528 "2021-01-22T23:01:11Z")
That’s quite apparent, at first glans. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2021, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5529 "2021-01-23T03:20:01Z")
This line of punditry is about to make me gonad! ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2021, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5530 "2021-01-23T04:29:48Z")
All the testicle jokes can make you nuts, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2021, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5531 "2021-01-24T05:31:54Z")
I was going to make a joke about male genitalia, but I didn’t have the balls to. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2021, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5532 "2021-01-24T06:03:13Z")
I thought a half-assed comment about balls would be funny, but it taint. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2021, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5533 "2021-01-24T08:32:40Z")
Australian kids are exposed to male genitals a lot growing up. By the time they reach 18, they’ve definitely seen a cockatoo. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2021, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5534 "2021-01-24T17:17:12Z")
And peacocks in the loo. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2021, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5535 "2021-01-24T21:42:49Z")
I needed the loo, and only a wishing well was in sight. Well. Shit. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2021, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5536 "2021-01-25T04:11:56Z")
So you used the well in lieu of it? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2021, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5537 "2021-01-25T05:42:27Z")
I knew an old man who fell into a well. Because he could not see that well. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2021, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5538 "2021-01-27T06:09:36Z")
I know an old lady who swallowed a fly. She was sitting in the left field stands, and wasn’t watching when the batter hit a home run. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2021, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5539 "2021-01-27T15:57:42Z")
I was once kicked out of a ball game because I tried to lick the batter. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2021, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5540 "2021-01-27T21:27:16Z")
You’re probably the kind of guy who goes to a hockey game and salivates whenever they call “icing.” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2021, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5541 "2021-01-27T22:02:05Z")
I was also once kicked out of a ball game because I tried to drink from the pitcher. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2021, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5542 "2021-01-28T02:18:17Z")
My friends and I once stormed the diamond at the ballpark, and started picking things up. When the umpire said, “What are you guys doing?”, we just replied, “All your base are belong to us.” ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2021, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5543 "2021-01-28T13:45:59Z")
Were you collecting them for great David Justice? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2021, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5544 "2021-02-01T17:57:59Z")
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