# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 279
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2021, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5565 "2021-02-18T16:38:59Z")
I just had like a gallon of alphabet soup and I’m waiting for my vowel movement. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5566 "2021-02-19T17:26:57Z")
Waiting long? Maybe you’re consonantipated. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2021, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5567 "2021-02-20T04:25:25Z")
Hm. At this point, it seems as if we’re all just phoneme it in. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2021, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5568 "2021-02-20T05:25:00Z")
Keep your fricative opinions to yourself, bub. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2021, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5569 "2021-02-20T06:46:13Z")
Hey, I glottal ot of them! ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2021, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5570 "2021-02-20T06:50:22Z")
Well, if they’re glottal, stop 'em! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2021, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5571 "2021-02-20T11:12:54Z")
I’d rather have a glottal in front of me than… oh, never mind. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2021, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5572 "2021-02-20T13:35:49Z")
Whew! I’m glottis is over. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2021, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5573 "2021-02-20T23:16:46Z")
I was hit on by a linguist the other day. She asked me to conjugate, but I had to decline. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2021, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5574 "2021-02-20T23:57:44Z")
Sounds like a true cunning linguist. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2021, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5575 "2021-02-20T23:59:45Z")
A college linguistics club is getting drunk in a bar. You know they’ll be getting into semantics tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2021, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5576 "2021-02-21T03:02:18Z")
I hope they look after their genitives! ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2021, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5577 "2021-02-21T04:19:07Z")
I remember well the time I was punished by my linguistics professor. She gave me a harsh sentence. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2021, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5578 "2021-02-21T18:38:31Z")
In the early days of voice recognition, as an engineer was getting acutely frustrated with one module, the module out-putted “Beep, a tent. It’s hard to wreck a nice beach”. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2021, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5579 "2021-02-27T04:49:30Z")
A sandbar formed off a popular beach. It was referred to as a son of a beach. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2021, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5580 "2021-02-28T03:37:23Z")
A lifeguard at the beach here was unable to save a hippie the other day. He was just too far out. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5581 "2021-03-01T15:17:28Z")
I think the hippie was just checking out the high tide. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5582 "2021-03-01T17:33:20Z")
He’d heard about seaweed and got the wrong idea. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2021, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5583 "2021-03-02T13:21:24Z")
Just like the time he went around drinking from mud puddles after he heard about acid rain. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2021, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5584 "2021-03-03T23:10:12Z")
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