# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 280
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2021, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5585 "2021-03-04T01:47:16Z")
I heard about a hippie who misinterpreted the term “love beads,” and you can guess the rest. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2021, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5586 "2021-03-07T05:10:59Z")
It’s not that hippies don’t take showers, it’s just they don’t use soap. They’d lather not. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2021, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5587 "2021-03-07T06:47:36Z")
Men are generally less inclined to use cleansers than women, because they deter gents. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2021, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5588 "2021-03-07T06:53:46Z")
Back in college, I could barely pay my bills, even having to choose between laundry detergent and a small breakfast snack. Sometimes it was All or muffin. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2021, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5589 "2021-03-09T16:43:20Z")
Back in college I thought that I was doing poorly in Human Reproductivity because I almost failed the male reproductive organ test. Fortunately, the professor graded mine on a curve. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2021, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5590 "2021-03-11T13:16:13Z")
In college I learned how to take really good notes. It worked well until the smart kids caught on and hid them from me. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2021, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5591 "2021-03-14T02:37:49Z")
I used to take notes in music class. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2021, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5592 "2021-03-14T04:44:01Z")
Just wondering, do you think it’s alright for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are in class? Or am I just a terrible teacher? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2021, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5593 "2021-03-15T14:13:50Z")
My wife is a reading teacher. She was going to teach math but math teachers end up having too many problems. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2021, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5594 "2021-03-15T15:14:13Z")
It’s the chemistry teachers who have all the solutions. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2021, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5595 "2021-03-15T23:06:06Z")
It’s the baseball coaches that are always getting the runs. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2021, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5596 "2021-03-16T04:26:39Z")
And beach volleyball teams get sunburns ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2021, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5597 "2021-03-16T11:43:45Z")
History teachers are sleazy. They’re always asking their students for dates. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2021, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5598 "2021-03-16T17:45:20Z")
Never get in a conversation with a math teacher about pi, it just goes on and on and on. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2021, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5599 "2021-03-17T11:48:03Z")
☘ Irish everyone a happy St. Paddy’s Day!🍀 🍻 A perfect day for pour decisions!🤢 ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2021, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5600 "2021-03-17T20:03:51Z")
You really have to hand it to St. Patrick. He subtracted the adders, which would have divided Ireland if they had multiplied. (I totally stole that from another Straight Doper) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2021, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5601 "2021-03-18T00:32:24Z")
Today it’s easy being green. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2021, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5602 "2021-03-18T11:52:20Z")
The eye doctor told me I was color blind. That was really a bolt from the green. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2021, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5603 "2021-03-18T22:17:55Z")
So you weren’t reddy for that news? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2021, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5604 "2021-03-19T00:55:52Z")
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