# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2021, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5605 "2021-03-19T06:36:22Z")

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Yeah, you could have gotten to where you were going if you’d have taken the red-eye. The pink-eye wouldn’t have been much use.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2021, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5606 "2021-03-19T17:35:30Z")

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I’d rather have red eye than loose lips, I hear those things can sink ships.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2021, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5607 "2021-03-21T02:19:41Z")

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That’d be a b’yachtch.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2021, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5608 "2021-03-21T03:05:11Z")

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So hang on, Sloopy.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2021, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5609 "2021-03-21T04:38:28Z")

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Boating sounds like a terrible idea on paper. But it’s a thousand times better on water.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2021, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5610 "2021-03-21T07:50:27Z")

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It’s more difficult on water, but you gotta ketch them all!

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2021, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5611 "2021-03-23T16:38:07Z")

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Yawl might think that was funny but I feel like a dinghy for not getting it right away.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2021, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5612 "2021-03-24T01:22:59Z")

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Let’s call the hull thing off.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2021, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5613 "2021-03-24T05:11:38Z")

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…oar some of us may get into a row.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2021, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5614 "2021-03-24T08:40:41Z")

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You can take a bow for that one!

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2021, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5615 "2021-03-24T12:05:53Z")

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Obviously we’ve mastered boat puns.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2021, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5616 "2021-03-24T12:41:52Z")

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I’d rudder not come up with any moor.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2021, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5617 "2021-03-24T13:53:48Z")

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Yeah, this is just turning into a sloopy mess.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2021, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5618 "2021-03-24T14:10:34Z")

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Perhaps it’s time for some anchor management.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5619 "2021-03-25T01:01:13Z")

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No need to be so stern.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5620 "2021-03-25T02:00:19Z")

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C’mon folks, they were great. Take a bow!

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5621 "2021-03-25T03:58:49Z")

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Sounds like you’re not playing with a full deck.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5622 "2021-03-25T10:37:16Z")

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Shouldn’t say that to a prowed man like **Spoons**.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5623 "2021-03-25T11:39:10Z")

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But he may be a mere figurehead.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5624 "2021-03-25T12:07:37Z")

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… a figurehead with a nice aft, to boot.

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