# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 285
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2021, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5685 "2021-04-19T15:29:04Z")
Either that or a few Snickers. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2021, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5686 "2021-04-19T17:35:22Z")
If your good enough, you could get $100 Grand! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2021, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5687 "2021-04-19T18:25:58Z")
And you could enjoy it at night, under the Milky Way. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2021, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5688 "2021-04-19T18:28:01Z")
**Siam\_Sam** used to do his larceny unarmed, until he got himself a new gat. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2021, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5689 "2021-04-19T23:47:48Z")
So he no longer needed the Three Musketeers? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2021, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5690 "2021-04-24T02:28:26Z")
My kid’s soccer team had a great season, going undefeated with one draw. In the end it was all 4-1 and one 4 all. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2021, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5691 "2021-04-24T02:53:09Z")
Isn’t he a little young for all that 4-play? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2021, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5692 "2021-04-24T23:31:24Z")
Does all that 4-play lead to six? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2021, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5693 "2021-04-25T04:30:15Z")
Things got a bit freaky during foreplay the other night. I thought I heard someone entering the morgue. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5694 "2021-04-26T12:12:25Z")
Deadpan delivery always kills. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5695 "2021-04-26T14:59:45Z")
Every time I start delivering a eulogy, I start coffin. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5696 "2021-04-26T15:53:13Z")
After my father died, I hated working with the funeral director. He was a real casket case. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5697 "2021-04-26T17:43:02Z")
Most of these guys are respectful of the dead, but a few of them are just rotten to the corpse. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5698 "2021-04-26T21:59:43Z")
Shame on us for joking about such a grave situation. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2021, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5699 "2021-04-27T02:42:31Z")
I’ve regarded my former “friend” a cad aver since he cut me dead. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2021, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5700 "2021-04-27T06:09:41Z")
And to think you two were once such good bodies. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2021, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5701 "2021-04-27T11:00:00Z")
Oh, we’re friends again. We started out a long time ago, then for a while we ceased, but now we’re deceased. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2021, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5702 "2021-04-27T12:48:49Z")
Sounds like you’re a really lucky stiff. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2021, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5703 "2021-04-27T16:39:24Z")
Not luck, but the result of rigorous training. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2021, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5704 "2021-04-27T21:40:46Z")
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