# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 286
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2021, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5705 "2021-04-28T14:48:46Z")
Ugh, my autocorrect just died, rest in piece. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2021, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5706 "2021-04-28T23:06:03Z")
I guess that means you’ll be coffin up some misspellings. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5707 "2021-04-30T03:15:40Z")
You’ll have to urn a bit of money to get another one. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5708 "2021-04-30T04:25:48Z")
Especially if you’re making an ash of yourself. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5709 "2021-04-30T06:31:45Z")
It will forever be history, but it’s possible to put your past away. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5710 "2021-04-30T09:28:49Z")
Are you eating pasta again? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5711 "2021-04-30T11:52:44Z")
We made my dad promise to quit smoking but he’d always sneak off for smokes now and again. Eventually he totally bucked the kick it. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5712 "2021-04-30T13:53:46Z")
I wonder if he looked a little pail at the end. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2021, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5713 "2021-05-02T05:16:56Z")
I tried to buy a bucket for my metamorphic rocks. But it wasn’t for shale. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2021, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5714 "2021-05-02T21:22:42Z")
Sounds like you took something for granite. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2021, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5715 "2021-05-02T21:57:42Z")
I was going to be a geologist, but I heard it was a pretty rocky career. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2021, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5716 "2021-05-02T23:22:23Z")
Geology is the OG of hard science. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2021, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5717 "2021-05-03T00:30:31Z")
C’mon, it’s easy, it’s not rock-head science. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2021, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5718 "2021-05-03T13:49:23Z")
I assume geologists have a gneiss career. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2021, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5719 "2021-05-03T23:22:13Z")
There was a big pot of coffee in the geology lab’s break room. There must have been quartz of the stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2021, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5720 "2021-05-04T01:53:51Z")
He was a brilliant geophysicist, but in the end he fell for a silly con game. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2021, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5721 "2021-05-05T01:13:10Z")
He was played for an igneousramus ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2021, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5722 "2021-05-05T01:38:42Z")
He was going on a sedimentary journey. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2021, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5723 "2021-05-05T20:13:58Z")
Did you hear about the old musical written about a vulcanologist – _Pumices, Pumices_? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2021, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5724 "2021-05-05T21:51:06Z")
My wife, a geologist, broke one of her rocks, exposing her cleavage. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=285) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=287)