# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 287
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2021, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5725 "2021-05-06T01:35:52Z")
Please keep us abreast of any new developments. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2021, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5726 "2021-05-06T04:09:19Z")
I’m not sure if we can trust him. He’s been known to say things in chest. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2021, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5727 "2021-05-06T08:13:28Z")
I guess that would make you feel like a total boob. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2021, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5728 "2021-05-06T10:16:55Z")
Don’t be too hard on him. As he’s gotten older his mammary is not as good as it used to be. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2021, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5729 "2021-05-06T14:05:13Z")
Grow old along with me – the breast is yet to be. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2021, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5730 "2021-05-06T14:35:45Z")
I just saw that scientists are developing a breast implant that’s made out of oak fibers. That just seems like it would be uncomfortable, wooden tit? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2021, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5731 "2021-05-07T01:51:36Z")
Oak tits never fail to arouse, knockers on wood. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2021, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5732 "2021-05-09T02:08:51Z")
I have some funny jokes to tell about Grandma’s saggy tits. They’re real knee-slappers. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2021, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5733 "2021-05-09T03:21:20Z")
Strange to think – boobies and tits are both birds, but neither of them are hooters. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2021, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5734 "2021-05-09T03:40:47Z")
That makes me think of an ornithologist friend who tried online dating but never had any luck. He put that he was looking for a woman who has tits and swallows. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2021, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5735 "2021-05-09T04:53:32Z")
How much did he pay for that? I hope it wasn’t much, because if he had no success, they were robin him blind. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2021, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5736 "2021-05-09T06:08:50Z")
Hey, how about those blind hookers? You’ve really got to hand it to them. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2021, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5737 "2021-05-10T15:04:02Z")
I admit, I did not see that coming. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2021, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5738 "2021-05-14T02:24:04Z")
Ergo, you are not farcesighted. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2021, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5739 "2021-05-14T21:35:05Z")
Did you hear the one about the conceited logician? He was an ergomaniac. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2021, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5740 "2021-05-16T04:53:02Z")
I have a logic fetish – I can’t stop coming to conclusions. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2021, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5741 "2021-05-16T14:21:21Z")
I know a comical logician who produces silly-jism. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2021, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5742 "2021-05-16T20:17:33Z")
My penis refused to give me any jism. Finally, I just had to beat it out of him. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2021, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5743 "2021-05-18T07:43:11Z")
And she beats it to the door. Obviously in the wrong thread … ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5744 "2021-05-19T17:23:15Z")
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