# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 288
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5745 "2021-05-19T21:51:43Z")
Did she beat it to the door because she’d come unhinged? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5746 "2021-05-19T22:30:36Z")
Is that another door post? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2021, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5747 "2021-05-20T12:41:26Z")
I was locked out and had to force the door open. I damaged the door post with the door pryer. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2021, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5748 "2021-05-21T20:26:55Z")
I’m not sure if the above meets the threshold we’ve come to expect in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2021, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5749 "2021-05-21T22:04:08Z")
Well, I don’t think it’s exactly an open-and-shut case. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2021, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5750 "2021-05-23T22:43:22Z")
I hate those people who knock on your door and say you need to get “saved” or you’ll “burn.” Stupid firemen. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5751 "2021-05-24T14:10:12Z")
I tried to get into the firefighter academy but I couldn’t stop, drop, enroll. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2021, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5752 "2021-05-26T15:06:26Z")
Kid I knew thought he was practicing to be a fireman by playing hydrant seek. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2021, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5753 "2021-05-27T12:22:07Z")
A lot of people seem to like doing their jobs at home. Firefighters not so much. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2021, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5754 "2021-05-28T18:04:40Z")
Sounds like it would be a perfect match. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2021, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5755 "2021-05-29T20:21:27Z")
I once tried get back together with my old flame but it turns out she was a complete miss match. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2021, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5756 "2021-05-29T20:52:45Z")
Maybe next time it’ll be a Miss Fire. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2021, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5757 "2021-05-30T03:54:51Z")
Didn’t she, along with Miss Earth and Miss Wind, go on to form an R&B group? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2021, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5758 "2021-06-02T11:56:28Z")
Yes, and Miss Water wanted to join, but Earth got muddled and Fire was put out, so Wind reined it in. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2021, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5759 "2021-06-04T18:27:05Z")
I tried to go on a date with Fire, but she said she can’t go out. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2021, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5760 "2021-06-04T18:39:42Z")
I went on a date with the printer’s daughter but she really wasn’t my type. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2021, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5761 "2021-06-04T20:06:31Z")
I went on a date with a typesetter’s daughter, but she was too much of a character. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2021, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5762 "2021-06-04T22:20:57Z")
I went on a date with a farmer’s daughter who left the farm, went to Hollywood, and became an actress. She had no problem with a role in the hay. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2021, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5763 "2021-06-05T00:50:34Z")
I went on a date with the tailor’s daughter and she had me in stitches. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2021, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5764 "2021-06-06T05:34:41Z")
I used to date a stripper, and let me tell you something – this lady could get the paint off your walls in no time. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=287) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=289)