# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 289
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2021, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5765 "2021-06-09T11:55:00Z")
Sounds like shellacked nothing. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2021, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5766 "2021-06-09T15:30:29Z")
She had a magic act, where her assistant varnished into thin air. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2021, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5767 "2021-06-09T15:44:30Z")
You may think she was rather plane, but you should have seen her when she was hammered. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2021, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5768 "2021-06-09T22:15:42Z")
I remember her. I _saw_ her a few times. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2021, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5769 "2021-06-10T12:08:04Z")
_The tongues of mocking wrenches are as keen As is the razor’s edge invisible”_. -Wm. Shakespeare ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2021, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5770 "2021-06-14T01:52:03Z")
I used to shave my testicles with a straight razor. Nowadays I lack the balls to do so. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2021, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5771 "2021-06-14T03:04:11Z")
Them razorbacks are scar—y ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2021, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5772 "2021-06-15T00:41:11Z")
Really? I find them rather boaring. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2021, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5773 "2021-06-15T17:00:08Z")
Reincarnation really is a thing. I used to be a wild dog, but now I’m a massive boar. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2021, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5774 "2021-06-15T17:44:38Z")
In college I took a course on reincarnation. It seemed like a waste of money but hey, you only live once. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2021, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5775 "2021-06-15T18:08:27Z")
My insurance company refused to pay my medical bill because I believe in reincarnation. They said I had a pre-existing condition. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2021, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5776 "2021-06-15T20:57:14Z")
I had a whole bunch of “incarnation” jokes on file, but for a while I couldn’t find 'em. They were in my Prom Jokes folder under “Re: Pink Carnation.” ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2021, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5777 "2021-06-16T01:05:17Z")
I faked my grades all through high school and in the end I was voted the invalidictorian. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2021, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5778 "2021-06-16T14:44:18Z")
In high school I once got in trouble for making quips in between classes. Yes, I was sent to the principal for punning in the hallway. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2021, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5779 "2021-06-18T04:31:01Z")
**I\_G** tried to stay within the rules by punning in the gym, but his school gym lacked the quipment. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2021, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5780 "2021-06-18T05:13:50Z")
Never mind. E did okay. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2021, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5781 "2021-06-22T04:42:25Z")
As _F_. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2021, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5782 "2021-06-22T14:00:44Z")
I thought it was an L of a pun. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2021, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5783 "2021-06-22T14:26:59Z")
G, I thought so too. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2021, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5784 "2021-06-23T00:32:09Z")
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