# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 290
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2021, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5785 "2021-06-23T06:19:02Z")
Maybe what you need is an NMA. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2021, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5786 "2021-06-23T21:08:00Z")
I C what you did there. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2021, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5787 "2021-06-23T21:36:32Z")
I had some MNX for breakfast. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2021, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5788 "2021-06-24T04:04:18Z")
With friends like these, who needs NMEs? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2021, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5789 "2021-06-24T06:52:08Z")
My wife found out I was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding. She got mad and said she was never playing Scrabble with me again. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2021, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5790 "2021-06-24T07:00:58Z")
I had a few letters from a long-ago girlfriend. My wife threw them in the fireplace, consigning them to the old flame. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2021, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5791 "2021-06-24T07:04:11Z")
My therapist told me to write letters to the people I hate and burn them. I did the latter. Now what do I do with the letters? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2021, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5792 "2021-06-26T22:15:10Z")
After they burned they must have been delighted. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2021, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5793 "2021-06-27T19:50:06Z")
Our local bakery burned down. Their business was toast. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2021, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5794 "2021-06-28T04:45:13Z")
Let’s hope they’ll have butter days ahead. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2021, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5795 "2021-06-28T08:34:03Z")
Sounds like you’re on a roll. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2021, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5796 "2021-06-28T15:05:57Z")
Hah! He hasn’t oven started! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2021, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5797 "2021-06-28T17:24:13Z")
Was he sitting at home getting baked? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2021, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5798 "2021-06-29T02:15:14Z")
I just took a baking class. The final was a piece of cake. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2021, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5799 "2021-06-29T11:56:36Z")
Icing your praises. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2021, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5800 "2021-06-30T15:50:45Z")
I once saw a cake so beautiful that it left me in tiers. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2021, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5801 "2021-07-02T02:26:25Z")
Has anyone seen my marzipan cake? I think it was stollen. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2021, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5802 "2021-07-02T12:07:13Z")
You mean someone _nicht_ it? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2021, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5803 "2021-07-02T17:07:56Z")
The word _nicht_ means nothing to a German. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2021, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5804 "2021-07-05T02:20:01Z")
Talk about nothing, I once knew a German stripper who always dressed to the _Neins_. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=289) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=291)