# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 291
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2021, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5805 "2021-07-05T05:58:59Z")
I try not to talk about my time in strip clubs. It always brings up bad mammaries. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2021, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5806 "2021-07-05T07:50:11Z")
I once saw a strip bar’s bouncer throw the house band’s guitar player out because he broke a G-string. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2021, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5807 "2021-07-05T15:19:37Z")
Guy brought a reindeer to a strip club because he thought they had Lapp dancers. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2021, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5808 "2021-07-05T19:25:52Z")
I quit my first job as a bartender in a strip club. Because I hated working hard. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2021, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5809 "2021-07-06T00:14:46Z")
One strip bar wanted its dancers to dance on the bar, right next to the beer tap. The dancers refused, because that location was too drafty. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2021, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5810 "2021-07-06T01:21:16Z")
Möbius strippers never show their backsides. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2021, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5811 "2021-07-06T05:52:23Z")
A friend and I were fighting over a Mobius strip. I said there’s no reason to argue about this, we’re both on the same side. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2021, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5812 "2021-07-07T01:52:50Z")
Two people are reputed to have independently invented the Möbius strip. They are each given a fourth of the credit. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2021, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5813 "2021-07-07T04:04:36Z")
The inventor of the throat lozenge has died. There will be no coffin at his funeral. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2021, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5814 "2021-07-07T18:04:20Z")
Mumford Augustus, president and CEO of the Cinemark Theater chain died unexpectedly after a long illness. Visitation will be at 12:00, 2:45, 3:30, and 7:00. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2021, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5815 "2021-07-08T00:17:45Z")
… and the 7:00 viewing will be in 3-D. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2021, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5816 "2021-07-08T02:09:40Z")
I hear the funerary music will be done by that great decomposer, Ennio Morricone. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2021, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5817 "2021-07-08T04:14:08Z")
I just got back from the funeral of my 82-year-old neighbor, who died after falling off his roof when fixing his TV antenna. The funeral was sad, but the reception was excellent. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2021, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5818 "2021-07-08T14:00:04Z")
Wasn’t his wife’s name Ariel? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2021, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5819 "2021-07-08T16:07:52Z")
She was quite the dish. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2021, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5820 "2021-07-08T19:50:15Z")
I got charged for a satellite dish the other day, and boy was I furious. He told me it’d be on the house. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2021, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5821 "2021-07-08T23:39:00Z")
Those satellite dishes are a waste of space. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2021, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5822 "2021-07-09T05:12:39Z")
They say space is infinite. Finite must be pretty huge if all space is in it. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2021, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5823 "2021-07-09T19:45:16Z")
Stephen Hawkings’ last paper on space is finally going to published posthumously. It’s about time too. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2021, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5824 "2021-07-10T04:56:00Z")
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