# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2021, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5825 "2021-07-10T05:04:12Z")

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There was a point in time where I couldn’t afford to pay my electricity bills. Those were darkest days of my life.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2021, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5826 "2021-07-10T10:05:41Z")

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My power was out yesterday. Currently, it’s back on.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2021, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5827 "2021-07-11T03:54:17Z")

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The sweater my wife gave me for Christmas was picking up static electricity, so I went to the store to change it. They gave me another one, free of charge.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2021, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5828 "2021-07-11T19:57:08Z")

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I find that rather shocking.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2021, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5829 "2021-07-12T01:47:11Z")

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He’s been clinging to that story for a long time.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2021, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5830 "2021-07-12T12:03:37Z")

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Back when cities were first being wired for electricity, the citizens of Omaha put up a lot of resistance.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2021, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5831 "2021-07-12T15:08:21Z")

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Hence the lyric, “O give me an ohm/Where the buffalo roam.”

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2021, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5832 "2021-07-12T16:59:07Z")

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I fell in love with a female electrician. She was a real live wire and i took her ohm with me.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2021, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5833 "2021-07-12T17:47:29Z")

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Who are you seeing currently?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2021, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5834 "2021-07-12T17:53:03Z")

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Well, I’m married now, but I recently got run over by a guy in a Tesla. I thought he got away at first, but, he’s currently being charged with battery.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2021, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5835 "2021-07-13T01:34:27Z")

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Before Elon Musk started making electric cars he was known as just Lon Musk.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2021, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5836 "2021-07-13T01:56:43Z")

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My friend is trying to convince me not to buy a Tesla, because electric cars use up a lot of battery going uphill. But that’s a hill I’m willing to die on.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2021, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5837 "2021-07-13T02:25:48Z")

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I’m afraid if I make a wrong turn when driving an electric car I might end up on a street with no outlet.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2021, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5838 "2021-07-13T05:39:54Z")

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You’re obviously not a road scholar.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2021, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5839 "2021-07-13T05:56:45Z")

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This guy visited my house with the intention of creating his own large scholarly book. When he arrived I said, “Make yourself a tome.”

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2021, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5840 "2021-07-13T16:09:05Z")

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When my wife and I first moved in together, we had a hard time figuring out how to turn on the lights in the apartment. Then it clicked.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2021, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5841 "2021-07-13T16:14:57Z")

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I was once invited by a female janitor to smoke some weed at her apartment, but I politely declined. Just can’t deal with high maintenance women.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2021, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5842 "2021-07-14T01:24:30Z")

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So you a said no when she asked “Marry, wanna?”

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2021, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5843 "2021-07-14T04:01:33Z")

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I just wasn’t sure what she was reefering to.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2021, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5844 "2021-07-14T06:40:52Z")

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I was watching a documentary on marijuana. All documentaries should be watched this way.

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