# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 293
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2021, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5845 "2021-07-15T02:02:20Z")
I have no problem with people smoking weed. But I draw the line with cocaine. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2021, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5846 "2021-07-15T03:25:22Z")
I rarely find cocaine jokes funny, but occasionally a one-liner makes me snort. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2021, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5847 "2021-07-15T13:47:33Z")
The occasional cocaine joke will crack me up. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2021, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5848 "2021-07-15T17:05:33Z")
I think they all blow. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2021, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5849 "2021-07-17T21:05:02Z")
I knew a guy who smuggled cocaine up his butt. He was shitting bricks. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2021, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5850 "2021-07-21T17:37:10Z")
People often ask me how I manage to smuggle candy bars into movie theatres. Let’s just say, I have a few Twix up my sleeve… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2021, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5851 "2021-07-22T04:05:31Z")
Twix has been getting too political. I mean, there’s a Left Twix and a Right Twix. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2021, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5852 "2021-07-22T06:38:51Z")
I told the wife she could have the safe deposit box with the five hundred grand if we ever got divorced. She got really excited about those candy bars. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2021, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5853 "2021-07-22T08:39:36Z")
Your last post made me Snicker. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2021, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5854 "2021-07-22T14:37:53Z")
Yeah, **Siam\_Sam** is a real Smartie pants. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2021, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5855 "2021-07-22T16:14:17Z")
We don’t see that brand of sugar discs here in this Necco the woods. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2021, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5856 "2021-07-23T05:01:50Z")
I remember when you could walk into a store with a quarter and walk out with a can of Coke and a candy bar. But nowadays they have cameras everywhere. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2021, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5857 "2021-07-23T16:37:27Z")
That wasn’t very punny. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2021, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5858 "2021-07-23T16:44:46Z")
I had the best ice pun to tell you, but it slipped my mind. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2021, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5859 "2021-07-23T17:00:25Z")
I had the best airplane pun to tell you but it will just go over your head. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2021, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5860 "2021-07-23T17:03:24Z")
Seamen never laugh at my puns. They’re just too littoral. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2021, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5861 "2021-07-26T15:57:18Z")
I wonder if they make waves wherever they go. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2021, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5862 "2021-07-26T16:30:18Z")
She was only the Admiral’s daughter, but her naval base was full of discharged seamen. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2021, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5863 "2021-07-28T17:47:17Z")
I just got my daughter a new refrigerator to replace her broken one. You should see her face light up when she opens its door. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2021, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5864 "2021-07-28T17:48:33Z")
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