# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 294
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2021, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5865 "2021-07-31T00:58:24Z")
You have to be careful, if the salad dressing goes bad it may try to stab you. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2021, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5866 "2021-07-31T02:44:47Z")
In America, dressing lady turns you on. In Soviet Union, dressing lady turns on you. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2021, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5867 "2021-07-31T03:15:42Z")
With apologies to Bart Simpson, don’t stereotype people. That’s what they do in Russia. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2021, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5868 "2021-07-31T06:26:09Z")
Years ago, I had a nice stereotype. It was a Pioneer receiver, turntable, and tape deck. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2021, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5869 "2021-08-01T05:22:24Z")
All I know is Afghans dislike being stereotyped. They hate people making blanket statements about them. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2021, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5870 "2021-08-01T20:01:37Z")
My sister is so obsessed with blankets. She is definitely too wrapped up in them. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2021, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5871 "2021-08-01T20:03:07Z")
The wife traumatically ripped the blankets off me last night. But I will recover. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2021, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5872 "2021-08-02T00:35:14Z")
You wanna be warm at night. I’m down with that. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2021, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5873 "2021-08-02T04:16:58Z")
I started a business selling landmines that look like prayer blankets. Prophets are going through the roof! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2021, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5874 "2021-08-02T15:54:59Z")
I remember reading about how a cow, shortly after WWII, had stepped on a landmine. It was udder destruction. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2021, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5875 "2021-08-02T16:33:29Z")
I recently started a job defusing landmines. It’s difficult, but hopefully soon I’ll find my feet. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2021, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5876 "2021-08-04T02:05:12Z")
At least you found a job. I still have to land mine. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2021, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5877 "2021-08-04T03:05:07Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > I started a business selling landmines that look like prayer blankets. Prophets are going through the roof! So, business is booming? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2021, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5878 "2021-08-09T17:55:45Z")
I accidentally sprayed myself with a cheap bug bomb. Now all I have to show for it is this nervous tick. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2021, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5879 "2021-08-10T16:45:54Z")
I know a guy who has a fetish for insect repellents. He likes to get Off. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2021, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5880 "2021-08-10T21:39:38Z")
Sounds like the guy is ripe for Deet toxification. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2021, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5881 "2021-08-10T22:24:40Z")
Some entomologists thought about forming an organized crime ring, but they were afraid of being Raided. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2021, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5882 "2021-08-11T14:39:59Z")
These bug sprays can be very dangerous. I heard about one person who huffed too much mosquito repellant and then became a Cutter. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2021, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5883 "2021-08-11T15:54:56Z")
Two bed bugs met in the mattress. They were married in the spring. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2021, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5884 "2021-08-12T16:01:17Z")
Two sailors were arguing if their bites were from bed bugs or fleas. Turns out they were arguing over seaman ticks. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=293) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=295)