# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 295
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2021, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5885 "2021-08-12T16:21:16Z")
[With a nod to the movie quotes game: remember the scene in _Master and Commander_ where Russell Crowe’s character tells the ship’s doctor that he must choose the lesser of two weevils?] ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2021, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5886 "2021-08-13T03:58:54Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > Two sailors were arguing if their bites were from bed bugs or fleas. Good thing there were no termites on board their ship. Those little buggers are agents of mast destruction. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2021, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5887 "2021-08-18T14:20:53Z")
I am also certain that the captain gave them a stern look. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2021, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5888 "2021-08-18T15:38:38Z")
…and then keeled ‘em dead. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2021, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5889 "2021-08-18T18:14:28Z")
… before sending out a deck pic. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2021, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5890 "2021-08-18T20:45:58Z")
And then take a bow. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2021, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5891 "2021-08-18T20:53:48Z")
Take two. They’re on sail. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2021, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5892 "2021-08-18T21:43:42Z")
The cast of _Friends_ got stuck at sea in a boat, but thankfully nothing happened. Because Lisa Kudrow, and David was a good Schwimmer. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2021, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5893 "2021-08-19T14:17:17Z")
Ah, I sea what you did there! ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2021, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5894 "2021-08-19T21:11:20Z")
Scientists have been studying the effect of cannabis on sea birds. They’ve left no tern unstoned. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2021, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5895 "2021-08-19T21:41:40Z")
Terns mate for life. One good tern deserves another. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2021, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5896 "2021-08-20T04:02:54Z")
That pun took a tern for the worse. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2021, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5897 "2021-08-20T04:23:04Z")
My butcher switched to using sea birds in his sausage. It was a tern for the wurst. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2021, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5898 "2021-08-20T05:49:35Z")
I had nightmares about sea birds. They were the gulls of my dreams. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2021, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5899 "2021-08-20T07:42:39Z")
But did they go where the buoys are? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2021, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5900 "2021-08-20T09:14:27Z")
Some of those buoys are quite gullible. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2021, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5901 "2021-08-20T16:59:19Z")
In honor of this thread, I bring you today’s Buckets comic strip: > **[The Buckets by Greg Cravens for August 20, 2021 | GoComics.com](https://www.gocomics.com/thebuckets/2021/08/20)** > > August 20, 2021 ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2021, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5902 "2021-08-20T19:50:40Z")
Good! Good da cheese. Me eat-um. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2021, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5903 "2021-08-23T21:27:19Z")
Well, this conversation got cheesy fast. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2021, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5904 "2021-08-24T01:52:43Z")
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