# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 296
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2021, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5905 "2021-08-24T14:29:54Z")
Back to the cheese puns, huh? Isn’t that grate? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2021, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5906 "2021-08-24T16:29:47Z")
I went to grab some cheddar cheese and hurt myself. It was too sharp. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2021, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5907 "2021-08-24T20:10:32Z")
Did you hear about the cheese monster that stomped all over Tokyo? Its name was Gorgonzilla. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2021, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5908 "2021-08-25T00:18:48Z")
Oh, I love those old Muenster movies! ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2021, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5909 "2021-08-25T03:49:29Z")
I met Jeffrey Epstein once. It was only a brief interaction, but I recall I offered him some cheddar cheese, and he did not like it. It was too mature for him. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2021, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5910 "2021-08-25T10:08:28Z")
Cheese, that was some round-about joke. ---
**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/779978/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats2)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2021, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5911 "2021-08-25T13:37:39Z")
Yes, it just wasn’t gouda all. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2021, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5912 "2021-08-25T15:39:45Z")
Heard the new Cheese Council motto? It’s “Just F-on Do It!” ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2021, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5913 "2021-08-25T16:37:07Z")
Germany is telling its citizens to stock up on sausages and cheese out of fear of Covid. It’s the wurst-kase scenario. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2021, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5914 "2021-08-25T18:56:29Z")
What lies between fear and sex? Fünf. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2021, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5915 "2021-08-26T02:39:30Z")
I just don’t get how the Germans could have fallen for Hitler and the Nazis. There were an awful lot of red flags. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2021, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5916 "2021-08-26T15:02:07Z")
I am more of a fan of Switzerland. Their flag is a big plus. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2021, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5917 "2021-08-26T20:10:36Z")
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain. Adios, Omegas! ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2021, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5918 "2021-08-28T08:05:04Z")
That must have really ticked you off. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2021, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5919 "2021-08-28T08:38:49Z")
So much so, that I’m sure he decided to flea Spain. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2021, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5920 "2021-08-28T21:48:30Z")
People who don’t understand the difference between etymology and entomology bug me in ways I can’t put into words. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2021, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5921 "2021-09-04T02:20:44Z")
A dead artist draws lots of flies. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2021, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5922 "2021-09-04T03:08:37Z")
So does an outfielder. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2021, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5923 "2021-09-04T05:38:51Z")
I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2021, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5924 "2021-09-04T10:06:33Z")
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