# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 297
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2021, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5925 "2021-09-04T23:19:14Z")
My grandfather’s last wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond. That’s a lot of pressure. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2021, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5926 "2021-09-05T06:50:56Z")
I Hope you’re not being facetious. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2021, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5927 "2021-09-05T06:56:22Z")
I bought a Volvo from Neil Diamond on eBay. Swede car online. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2021, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5928 "2021-09-05T12:49:44Z")
Why was the Volvo on eBay – was it a Bergman-esque Swedish tragedy, or just some Saab story? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2021, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5929 "2021-09-06T03:00:02Z")
I always get nostalgic putting my car in reverse. It really takes me back. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2021, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5930 "2021-09-06T12:03:06Z")
My daughter’s inability to learn how to drive a stick shift really grinds my gears. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2021, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5931 "2021-09-06T14:26:35Z")
Yeah, but you always come through in the clutch. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2021, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5932 "2021-09-06T16:22:40Z")
That’s just standard operating procedure. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2021, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5933 "2021-09-07T01:13:31Z")
It must be hard to get a job at an animal hospital. They have good vetting procedures. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2021, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5934 "2021-09-07T13:47:59Z")
I thought about becoming a veterinarian but I just didn’t think that I could handle the lab work. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2021, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5935 "2021-09-07T15:20:39Z")
One of my felines was acting a little strangely. The vet recommended a cat scan. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2021, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5936 "2021-09-07T18:01:29Z")
Cat scan – what? Cats can eat mice? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2021, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5937 "2021-09-07T18:10:36Z")
Not really. Their teeth aren’t equipped for the plastic and electronic components. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2021, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5938 "2021-09-07T19:14:01Z")
Dogs can eat those, unless their bark is worse than their byte. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2021, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5939 "2021-09-08T16:49:34Z")
My dog took a byte out of my hard drive. Now it’s in bits. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2021, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5940 "2021-09-13T13:17:37Z")
It seems like it would be more appropriate if a RAM took a byte out of your hard drive. Or even a phish I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2021, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5941 "2021-09-16T23:18:38Z")
A Dodge Ram? That would crush your hard drive to bits. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2021, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5942 "2021-09-17T01:36:23Z")
Yeah, he tried to keep it locked in the garage, but the lock broke. It was a Ram shackle affair. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2021, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5943 "2021-09-17T01:51:25Z")
Well, it was all he could af-Ford. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2021, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5944 "2021-09-17T02:25:10Z")
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