# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 298
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2021, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5945 "2021-09-17T02:40:10Z")
I’m an Olds hand at this. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2021, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5946 "2021-09-17T13:37:17Z")
I can’t believe you’re saying this on your own Accord. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2021, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5947 "2021-09-17T17:03:25Z")
I’m not on my 1st car anymore. It’s my 4rd. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2021, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5948 "2021-09-17T20:07:42Z")
I’m saying that just to sound Continental. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2021, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5949 "2021-09-18T17:58:07Z")
Sounds like you’re taking out of your Aston Martin. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2021, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5950 "2021-09-20T14:09:59Z")
You’re lucky you’re not in Texas, they’d call the Rangers on you. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2021, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5951 "2021-09-20T15:57:05Z")
I drew a picture of myself in a giant mansion surrounded by Lamborghinis and Ferraris. So on paper, I’m a millionaire. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2021, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5952 "2021-09-20T18:23:36Z")
My uncle made a statue of himself in a Rolls. What a chiseler! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2021, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5953 "2021-09-21T20:12:47Z")
A sculpted Rolls would be pretty useless, unless it could move. Even then, it would be pretty useless. You know, like, “Yugo here, Yugo there …” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2021, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5954 "2021-09-21T22:08:57Z")
That’s no reason to just sit there Saabing. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2021, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5955 "2021-09-22T14:06:50Z")
Someone needs to Escort you people right out of here. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2021, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5956 "2021-09-22T16:29:30Z")
I knew a male escort who contracted leprosy. He still did pretty good until his business dropped off. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5957 "2021-09-24T00:27:03Z")
Usually it’s the clients that leave a tip. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5958 "2021-09-24T04:38:13Z")
I have a question about cow tipping. Is 15% enough? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5959 "2021-09-24T14:24:08Z")
If you’re going to tip a cow I’d recommend putting it on the bill. They don’t carry cash because they don’t have pockets. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5960 "2021-09-24T15:31:41Z")
Plus, tipping a cow seems a bit extreme. Where would the waiter store it? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5961 "2021-09-24T16:53:48Z")
People say being a waiter is a bad job, but hey, it puts food on the table. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5962 "2021-09-24T17:38:21Z")
He’s a taxi driver now, but once he was only a busboy. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2021, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5963 "2021-09-26T02:55:33Z")
I had to give up being a taxi driver. There was just too much talking behind my back. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2021, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5964 "2021-09-26T03:39:23Z")
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