# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 299
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2021, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5965 "2021-09-26T04:19:14Z")
I took a taxi once. The driver was drinking red wine. “What’s going on?” I asked. "I’m just really into my Cab, he replied. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2021, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5966 "2021-09-27T03:53:40Z")
My usual cab driver always goes the extra mile. I really ought to get a new driver. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2021, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5967 "2021-09-27T21:01:32Z")
I got a new driver, but I’m still unsure how a golf club operates a car. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5968 "2021-09-27T21:25:27Z")
Is the car a Caddy? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2021, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5969 "2021-09-28T13:56:08Z")
I think we’re starting to lose Focus. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2021, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5970 "2021-09-28T14:30:22Z")
You’re right – that’s what a Caddy lacks. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2021, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5971 "2021-09-28T17:08:38Z")
I just got a Cadillac for my partner. Best trade ever. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2021, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5972 "2021-09-28T18:44:40Z")
I tried to trade for some liquor but got arrested. They said it was in cider trading. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2021, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5973 "2021-09-28T20:25:41Z")
As long as you don’t wine about it. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2021, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5974 "2021-09-30T03:23:26Z")
If women drink a glass of red wine, it increases the chance of a stroke. If she drinks the whole bottle, she might even give it a little suck. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2021, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5975 "2021-10-01T17:27:55Z")
I once knew a woman named Margarita, she was always licking salt off her lips. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2021, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5976 "2021-10-01T20:11:07Z")
I heard about her. She actually had a town named after her. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2021, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5977 "2021-10-02T04:41:32Z")
The local dentist received an award for being the best dentist in town. They gave him a little plaque. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2021, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5978 "2021-10-02T10:31:42Z")
I knew him in college. He was in my calculus class. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2021, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5979 "2021-10-02T18:18:18Z")
I take it your college was not in the South. They’re bad at calculus down there, because they don’t know how to integrate. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2021, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5980 "2021-10-05T14:01:35Z")
There’s a saying in the South, if at first you don’t secede, ask for government help after and try again. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2021, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5981 "2021-10-08T17:27:30Z")
I heard that South American owls always work together. They’re Inca hoots. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2021, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5982 "2021-10-08T17:31:11Z")
Maya my, that’s a howler! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2021, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5983 "2021-10-08T20:20:47Z")
Owl say! ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2021, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5984 "2021-10-09T01:46:02Z")
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