# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2018, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/41 "2018-01-07T05:46:56Z")
I look just like my twin. But he looks different. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2018, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/42 "2018-01-07T05:59:11Z")
Looks aren’t everything. Just saying. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2018, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/43 "2018-01-07T07:04:38Z")
New Year’s resolutions go in one year and out the other. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2018, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/44 "2018-01-07T20:12:47Z")
Should auld acquaintance be forgot, it may be senility kicking in. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2018, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/45 "2018-01-07T20:46:09Z")
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2018, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/46 "2018-01-07T20:51:54Z")
…but it gives one such a lift! ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2018, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/47 "2018-01-07T20:52:59Z")
…if you push the right buttons. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2018, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/48 "2018-01-07T21:09:32Z")
If you go down¿ ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2018, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/49 "2018-01-07T21:58:34Z")
How are you gonna get a little man in a boat in an elevator? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2018, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/50 "2018-01-07T21:59:17Z")
I thought about taking those moving stairs, but I didn’t want to escalate things. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2018, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/51 "2018-01-07T22:23:54Z")
I hate bananas; once you skin them and throw the bone away, there’s nuthin’ left! ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2018, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/52 "2018-01-08T00:37:35Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > I’d recommend that you have sex on an elevator but that’s wrong on so many levels. > [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels. You prudes are just _determined_ to stymie the escalator orgy that I was so looking forward to. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2018, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/53 "2018-01-08T02:14:12Z")
Yes, we need to step things up. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2018, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/54 "2018-01-08T03:13:05Z")
Yes, we have no bananas! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2018, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/55 "2018-01-08T17:01:25Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > You prudes are just _determined_ to stymie the escalator orgy that I was so looking forward to. I have to admit, sex on an escalator would have its ups and downs. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2018, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/56 "2018-01-08T17:59:11Z")
That ain’t the _Earth_ movin’ under your feet. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2018, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/57 "2018-01-08T19:40:27Z")
I never wear my polka-dot underwear over my head on my many many rides on the escalator every day. I don’t like the stares. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2018, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/58 "2018-01-08T22:05:46Z")
Can we please get back to the topic at hand, which is. . .what, again? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2018, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/59 "2018-01-08T22:12:40Z")
Beethoven’s favorite fruit: Ba-na-na-naaaas ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2018, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/60 "2018-01-08T22:21:58Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > Beethoven’s favorite fruit: Ba-na-na-naaaas Composer’s favorite fruits? Perhaps you could make a Liszt? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=4)