# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 30
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2018, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/581 "2018-02-18T17:35:21Z")
:: off thread::As the sign at Katz’s Deli in NYC says: “Send a salami to your boy in the Army”. It’s supposed to rhyme. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2018, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/582 "2018-02-18T21:00:15Z")
A popular condiment at a Cat’s Deli is mouse-tard. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2018, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/583 "2018-02-18T21:19:39Z")
Getting back to Trump, I never sausage a poor weiner. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2018, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/584 "2018-02-18T21:25:51Z")
Are we really going to try and Fillmore space here with presidential jokes? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2018, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/585 "2018-02-18T21:29:34Z")
Clinton to close to the bone! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2018, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/586 "2018-02-18T21:41:31Z")
I’ll Grant that we might as well make Hayes while the sun shines. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2018, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/587 "2018-02-18T22:16:45Z")
People used to hate walking behind the 11th president because he was such a slowPolk. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/588 "2018-02-19T01:44:30Z")
Did you know one of the presidents once worked installing decorative ceramic squares in bathrooms? He was a john tiler. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/589 "2018-02-19T02:24:16Z")
George Washington, growing tired of cherry trees, once attempted to chop Adams’ apple. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/590 "2018-02-19T03:18:21Z")
Ever been to southern Africa during that time of year when brightly colored wildflowers are blooming on the flat, plains-like scrubland? Yes, it’s quite a Rosy Veldt. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/591 "2018-02-19T03:34:12Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > Ever been to southern Africa during that time of year when brightly colored wildflowers are blooming on the flat, plains-like scrubland? Yes, it’s quite a Rosy Veldt. It would be harding to make a worse pun than that one. Indeed these presidential puns are just awful. C’mon folks. Kids read these threads. Wilson one please think of the children? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/592 "2018-02-19T03:46:11Z")
Someone is. Didn’t Johnson and Johnson make “No More Tears” baby shampoo? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/593 "2018-02-19T03:52:43Z")
Lincoln a cite, please. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/594 "2018-02-19T04:07:18Z")
A cite? In _this_ thread? Somebody, Carter off! ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/595 "2018-02-19T04:12:23Z")
Ouch! I haven’t seen anyone stung that badly since the Rutherford Bee Haze. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/596 "2018-02-19T04:26:27Z")
From 6am to 7am every Sunday, a president or member of the military-industrial complex can call up radio station WXYZ and confess transgressions to a priest during the \* I Sin Hour\*. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/597 "2018-02-19T07:02:25Z")
It’s about time to Coolidge with this and Buchanan it. A Truman doesn’t Polk fun at presidents. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/598 "2018-02-19T07:54:35Z")
> [@Oly](#): > > It’s about time to Coolidge with this and Buchanan it. A Truman doesn’t Polk fun at presidents. It appierce you are not a fan of presidential humor. Do you prefer basketball? I see the Knicks on tonight. That’s a game one can hardly 'Ford to miss. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/599 "2018-02-19T07:57:53Z")
Nixon that! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/600 "2018-02-19T15:14:02Z")
These are bad jokes, I’ll Grant you, but anything to Fillmore time on this wintry day, when I wish I was living in Jackson, or perhaps Cleveland. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=29) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=31)