# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2021, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5985 "2021-10-09T01:54:07Z")

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I remember him. He was a hoot!

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2021, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5986 "2021-10-09T02:22:53Z")

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No relation to Stanley Owlsley, travel agent from back in the day. Sent people on trips.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2021, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5987 "2021-10-09T07:58:46Z")

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And let us not forget the playwright, Edward Owlbee.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2021, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5988 "2021-10-09T20:17:05Z")

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Whoo?

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2021, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5989 "2021-10-11T17:28:49Z")

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I hear that owls don’t study for tests. They prefer to just wing it.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2021, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5990 "2021-10-11T17:33:50Z")

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But some of them just don’t give a hoot.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2021, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5991 "2021-10-12T07:13:51Z")

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Owls never cry at funerals. They’re just not mourning people.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2021, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5992 "2021-10-12T13:58:11Z")

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That is definitely not how they urn their living.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2021, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5993 "2021-10-12T16:30:54Z")

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Just got back from a friend’s funeral who drowned last week. I got a lot of abuse from the relatives about my floral tribute in the shape a life jacket. But as I told everyone, “It’s what he would have wanted.”

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2021, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5994 "2021-10-12T21:20:30Z")

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It would have been cheaper to donate a roll of Life Savers.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2021, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5995 "2021-10-12T21:53:36Z")

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That would have been a sweet gesture.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2021, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5996 "2021-10-13T01:16:18Z")

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People who eat Life Savers suck.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2021, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5997 "2021-10-13T03:03:19Z")

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That seems to be the hole truth.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2021, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5998 "2021-10-13T06:19:48Z")

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I heard the guy who invented Life Savers made a mint.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2021, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/5999 "2021-10-13T13:43:53Z")

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I’m a sucker for lollipops.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2021, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6000 "2021-10-13T16:01:28Z")

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I forgot my joke about a lollipop. It was just on the tip of my tongue.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2021, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6001 "2021-10-13T22:41:33Z")

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That’s a matter of taste, bud.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2021, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6002 "2021-10-13T23:10:29Z")

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Can you taste Bud?

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2021, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6003 "2021-10-13T23:46:03Z")

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Put a stick in it.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2021, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6004 "2021-10-14T12:47:39Z")

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That hit the sweet spot.

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