# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 302
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2021, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6025 "2021-10-24T05:21:15Z")
I’m also addicted to Viagra. The wife is taking it pretty hard. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2021, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6026 "2021-10-24T06:11:34Z")
Good timing, what with erection day just around the corner. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2021, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6027 "2021-10-24T07:25:48Z")
Nuts to that! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2021, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6028 "2021-10-24T15:20:11Z")
Yes, Viagra can make a vas deferens. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2021, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6029 "2021-10-24T15:36:32Z")
I heard Starbucks is trying out a new drink called the Viagraccino. One cup and you’re up all night. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2021, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6030 "2021-10-26T07:00:50Z")
My wife sued for divorce because she said I couldn’t get an erection. I had evidence to the contrary, but it wouldn’t stand up in court. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2021, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6031 "2021-10-26T13:09:44Z")
Too bad you didn’t go to trial, I’m sure you would be dismissed by a poorly hung jury. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2021, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6032 "2021-10-26T16:19:41Z")
One time as he pushed in the rectal thermometer, I felt myself getting a painfully hard and obvious erection. “Maybe you should wait outside while I examine your dog,” the vet said. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2021, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6033 "2021-10-27T14:38:12Z")
So doctor, are you saying I should touch myself whenever I feel like it? No, I said you could have a stroke at any time. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2021, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6034 "2021-10-27T16:27:01Z")
Doctor, I want a second opinion! OK, I think you’re ugly, too. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2021, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6035 "2021-10-27T16:38:13Z")
A doctor told my friend to stop using a Q-tip, but it went in one ear and out the other. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2021, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6036 "2021-10-27T16:58:51Z")
I was very scared when my son swallowed some coins but the doctor looked at the X-ray and couldn’t find any change in him. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2021, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6037 "2021-10-27T21:24:17Z")
Well, that makes cents. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2021, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6038 "2021-10-28T06:43:45Z")
I don’t know why the barista got so angry when I knocked over her container of cash and coins. The sign said “tip jar.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2021, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6039 "2021-10-28T06:57:48Z")
My neighbours wondered why I never said hello to their kids, or otherwise interacted with them. I pointed out that my medications all say, “Keep away from children.” ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2021, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6040 "2021-10-28T15:07:25Z")
I had the opposite problem. I kept opening the car window and yelling “look out, kids!” because the sign said “Caution Children.” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2021, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6041 "2021-10-28T15:29:14Z")
The streets with the signs that say “Slow Children at Play” are the worst. The kids move so flipping slowly. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2021, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6042 "2021-10-29T16:35:08Z")
Women should not have children after 40. Forty children are more than enough. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2021, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6043 "2021-10-29T17:21:13Z")
I used to drink a lot in the 90s but now I don’t care what the weather is. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2021, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6044 "2021-10-29T21:22:49Z")
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