# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 303
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2021, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6045 "2021-10-30T04:33:21Z")
I ordered a draft in a bar. The barman proceeded to open a window. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2021, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6046 "2021-10-31T01:18:31Z")
I opened a bar for men with erectile dysfunction. It was a total flop. Nobody came. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2021, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6047 "2021-10-31T05:56:17Z")
Well, there’s gotta be something for what ales them. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2021, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6048 "2021-10-31T19:40:07Z")
I wonder if they’re just accepting the bitters truth. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2021, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6049 "2021-11-01T03:01:07Z")
If not, then they’re going to be at lagerheads. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2021, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6050 "2021-11-02T01:44:29Z")
Perhaps you need to serve harder cocktails. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2021, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6051 "2021-11-02T02:02:05Z")
Or try to get them used to taking their drinks straight up. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2021, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6052 "2021-11-02T03:43:04Z")
A stiff one does come in handy. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2021, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6053 "2021-11-04T18:16:27Z")
A friend of mine came up with an idea to manually stimulate famous scientists, artists, and scholars to collect their sperm. That was a stroke of genius. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2021, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6054 "2021-11-07T00:50:00Z")
I’d say it was a stroke of genius penius. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2021, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6055 "2021-11-07T03:21:10Z")
I applied to be a sperm donor, and the nurse asked if I could masturbate in the cup. Told her i was pretty good but did not think i was ready to compete in a tournament yet. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2021, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6056 "2021-11-08T01:45:02Z")
I firmly believe we would have been the champenis, my friends. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2021, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6057 "2021-11-08T16:44:34Z")
Yeah but imagine how deflated the people who lose feel. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2021, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6058 "2021-11-09T01:03:13Z")
That would be a hard loss. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2021, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6059 "2021-11-09T02:43:18Z")
All the more boner fides to the victors. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2021, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6060 "2021-11-11T18:54:40Z")
There was a shipment of Viagra stolen. Police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2021, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6061 "2021-11-14T03:08:59Z")
So I guess they’re not stand-up guys? Or are they? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2021, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6062 "2021-11-14T05:04:34Z")
Dick is short for Richard. But that’s probably just genetics. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2021, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6063 "2021-11-16T02:06:32Z")
Peter is formal for Pete. He puts a little tuxedo on it. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2021, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6064 "2021-11-16T14:24:23Z")
My first name is Jon, which is short for Jooooooooooooooooon. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=302) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=304)