# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2021, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6105 "2021-12-22T14:47:55Z")

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You can visit the sites of Germany’s Industrial Revolution, but it’s smelly – it’s an ol’ factory tour.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2021, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6106 "2021-12-22T15:05:25Z")

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That’s why you need to stop and get some Cologne.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2021, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6107 "2021-12-26T00:37:49Z")

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My friend was quite distraught and incoherent after losing his job at the cologne factory. I don’t know how to reply – he just isn’t making scents anymore.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2021, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6108 "2021-12-26T00:42:43Z")

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I saw him interviewed on TV. I think it was Chanel No. 5 that broadcast it.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2021, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6109 "2021-12-26T00:44:43Z")

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Yul Brynner was a lifelong Liverpool football fan who didn’t wear aftershave. Yul never wore cologne.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2021, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6110 "2021-12-26T03:20:35Z")

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[not in play: took me a minute to get that one, but worth the effort]

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2021, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6111 "2021-12-30T03:40:54Z")

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I do believe that he was a fan of Christmas desserts though - especially the Yul log.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2021, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6112 "2021-12-30T03:57:28Z")

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I heard that one Christmas, he ate a magnificent seven of them.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2021, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6113 "2021-12-30T15:07:08Z")

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I bet the next year he did it once more with feeling.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2021, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6114 "2021-12-30T16:03:10Z")

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Even though it was Siam when Yul was the king, he was fond of those old-school Thais.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2021, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6115 "2021-12-30T16:09:05Z")

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When asked whether he’s an actor who’s played a king, Yul replied, “Yeah, Siam.”

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2022, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6116 "2022-01-01T06:04:57Z")

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Two Siamese twins got into a fight the other day. It was really hard to separate them.

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2022, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6117 "2022-01-01T20:26:27Z")

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Yeah, I could get surgery to remove my conjoined twin, but I’ve grown rather attached to them.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2022, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6118 "2022-01-02T21:14:04Z")

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Siamese cats are a great choice for a cat lover on a budget. You get two for the price of one.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2022, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6119 "2022-01-03T02:33:53Z")

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Some cats are always happy and content. The Purrsian, for example.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2022, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6120 "2022-01-03T03:37:13Z")

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An old girlfriend once asked if I was a cat guy or a dog guy. I said it depended how it was prepared.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2022, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6121 "2022-01-03T16:54:27Z")

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My girlfriend thought it would be funny to replace my medicated shampoo with regular shampoo. I tried to understand why it was funny, but the joke just left me scratching my head.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2022, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6122 "2022-01-04T06:05:30Z")

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I bought coconut shampoo today, but when I got home I realized I don’t even _have_ a coconut.

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2022, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6123 "2022-01-04T06:05:52Z")

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What’s the meaning of lice? That’s a real head-scratcher.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2022, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6124 "2022-01-04T15:03:15Z")

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I heard that Rob Van Winkle bought new shampoo because he had lice, lice baby.

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