# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 307
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2022, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6125 "2022-01-04T18:20:19Z")
You’re not gonna believe all those lice he tells you, are you? ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2022, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6126 "2022-01-04T23:01:45Z")
When you make lice crispy, they go snap, crackle and pop. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2022, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6127 "2022-01-06T12:58:33Z")
You may find lice in stocking hats because they are really into nitting. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2022, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6128 "2022-01-06T16:47:55Z")
My wife made me a winter hat that had a bit of yarn sticking out, but I’m not going to knit pick. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2022, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6129 "2022-01-06T17:04:44Z")
The town of Aspartame is a well-known locale. ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2022, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6130 "2022-01-06T18:12:15Z")
You don’t have to sugar coat it. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2022, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6131 "2022-01-07T06:25:10Z")
Okay, but y’know, that one was sweet! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2022, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6132 "2022-01-07T14:19:46Z")
My diabetic father would never have visited town of Aspartame because never the twain shall sweet. ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2022, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6133 "2022-01-07T21:40:13Z")
If you leave the town of Aspartame, you’ll not find its Equal. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2022, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6134 "2022-01-08T14:44:37Z")
Oh, no. You guys aren’t saccharine me into _this_ one. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2022, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6135 "2022-01-08T17:00:51Z")
Some of these posts are just Splenda. ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2022, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6136 "2022-01-09T22:05:58Z")
Molasses is separated from cane sugar by spinning cane syrup in a giant centrifuge. It’s a viscous cycle. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2022, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6137 "2022-01-10T00:59:31Z")
My friend recently worked at a sugar refinery until his position was dissolved. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2022, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6138 "2022-01-10T14:03:34Z")
I had a friend who worked in a lab studying amoebas until his position got absorbed. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2022, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6139 "2022-01-10T16:37:36Z")
You know how amoebas communicate? Cell phones. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2022, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6140 "2022-01-15T07:21:38Z")
I was having sex when I got a phone call from my friend saying there was an emergency. Told him I was coming as fast as I could. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2022, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6141 "2022-01-18T05:09:34Z")
Abbot and Costello once toured with The Who. At the beginning of the tour they flipped a coin to decide which act closed the show and which one opened. Who was on first. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2022, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6142 "2022-01-18T14:44:22Z")
I heard Roger Daltry was just arrested. I bet he’s in real treble. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2022, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6143 "2022-01-18T17:29:51Z")
Who’d they have on first bass? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2022, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6144 "2022-01-19T15:29:15Z")
To see who was on first bass you should look at the pitcher. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=306) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=308)