# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2022, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6145 "2022-01-19T18:48:21Z")

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Would you rather drink from the pitcher or lick the batter?

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2022, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6146 "2022-01-20T02:36:37Z")

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You’d probably catcher something.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2022, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6147 "2022-01-20T02:59:31Z")

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If certain members of a choir have too much to drink, do we say, “The basses are loaded”?

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2022, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6148 "2022-01-20T07:11:57Z")

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If it’s the string section, that would be a viol accusation.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2022, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6149 "2022-01-20T17:15:41Z")

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You have to be careful in the percussion section or you might get caught in a snare.

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2022, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6150 "2022-01-20T23:48:35Z")

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And the clarinetist woodwind you.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2022, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6151 "2022-01-21T01:50:06Z")

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Just be careful to avoid all the violins in the streets.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2022, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6152 "2022-01-21T15:21:38Z")

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Especially Skid Row, where the oboes live.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2022, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6153 "2022-01-21T15:34:15Z")

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Ending up on Skid Row is usually due to youth gone wild.

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2022, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6154 "2022-01-23T01:33:16Z")

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It’ll get you anywhere between16 and life.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2022, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6155 "2022-01-23T05:06:13Z")

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My wife has the body of a 16-year-old schoolgirl. She keeps it in the fridge.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2022, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6156 "2022-01-23T08:04:55Z")

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I’ve got the heart of a schoolboy. It’s in a jar on my desk.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2022, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6157 "2022-01-23T13:00:38Z")

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I’ve got the hands of an artist. He now paints with his feet.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2022, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6158 "2022-01-24T16:58:31Z")

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My friend has been really obnoxious since he got that new hand sanitizer. He’s always rubbing it in.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2022, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6159 "2022-01-30T05:11:52Z")

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There are 27 bones in your hand – 28 if you’re lonely.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2022, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6160 "2022-02-01T19:28:01Z")

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Tibia honest, I didn’t find that very humerus.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2022, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6161 "2022-02-01T22:51:35Z")

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Well, at least you had the backbone to speak up about it.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2022, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6162 "2022-02-02T04:04:41Z")

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I hope you’re not fibia 'bout it.

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2022, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6163 "2022-02-02T08:37:30Z")

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I’ll have to tell Pat and Ella that kneeslapper.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2022, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6164 "2022-02-02T14:48:25Z")

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Pa, tell 'er that one again!

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