# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2022, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6185 "2022-02-13T03:49:35Z")

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For that, Estonia to death.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2022, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6186 "2022-02-13T10:11:44Z")

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Try that and Ireland ya one right on the kisser.

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2022, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6187 "2022-02-13T10:36:14Z")

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Then I’ll kick you in Djibouti.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2022, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6188 "2022-02-13T11:01:55Z")

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Then I’ll punch you India head.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2022, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6189 "2022-02-13T19:14:31Z")

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Oman, that would hurt.

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2022, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6190 "2022-02-13T21:42:02Z")

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Don’t be nervous. I can tell you’re a little Scottish.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6191 "2022-02-14T01:27:25Z")

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I saw a Scottish man in a mini-kilt the other day. That showed a lot of balls.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6192 "2022-02-14T01:37:12Z")

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Norway did you really see that!

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6193 "2022-02-14T02:19:53Z")

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Last week, I X-rayed a bird in Norway. Yep, scanned an avian.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6194 "2022-02-14T02:24:36Z")

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That was Swede of you.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6195 "2022-02-14T02:28:47Z")

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A lot of Swedes believe in reincarnation. They like the idea of being Bjorn again.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6196 "2022-02-14T14:30:22Z")

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Evidently Nordic churches are obsessed with the Mortal Kombat franchise. They keep singing out Finish Hymms.

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**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6197 "2022-02-14T14:50:59Z")

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Eg, “the Fjord’s my shepherd”.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6198 "2022-02-14T19:26:36Z")

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I once met a man from Stockholm. Apparently, he likes to live with his cows.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2022, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6199 "2022-02-17T21:20:43Z")

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My neighbor was complaining about his Swedish car but it just sounded like a big Saab story to me.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2022, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6200 "2022-02-17T22:41:15Z")

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Mine was complaining about a crooked hood ornament. I say, hey, that’s the way the Mercedes bends.

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2022, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6201 "2022-02-18T05:28:10Z")

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“It’s nice of you to give me your computer. Is there anything I can do for you?” she asked.  
“Lenovo,” I said.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2022, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6202 "2022-02-18T13:11:44Z")

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Ooo, sounds Dellightful!

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2022, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6203 "2022-02-18T21:24:54Z")

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Power outages delight me.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2022, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6204 "2022-02-19T22:25:15Z")

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The power suddenly went out and it got dark while I was on the toilet. I couldn’t see shit.

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