# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2022, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6205 "2022-02-20T18:56:12Z")

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An in opportune time for a brown out.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2022, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6206 "2022-02-21T19:47:22Z")

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Does sitting on the toilet too long wipe you out?

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2022, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6207 "2022-02-21T21:04:55Z")

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You’re really on a roll.

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2022, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6208 "2022-02-22T05:53:04Z")

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I can’t hang with you all. I’m pooped.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2022, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6209 "2022-02-23T16:39:35Z")

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I can tell, you really look flushed.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2022, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6210 "2022-02-23T21:29:29Z")

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Looks like this thread has stalled.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2022, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6211 "2022-02-23T22:16:24Z")

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Perhaps the engines that were driving it ran out of gas.

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2022, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6212 "2022-02-23T23:08:41Z")

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I wish I hadn’t borrowed your spare tire. I’m still ticked about the flat you lent.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2022, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6213 "2022-02-24T15:02:18Z")

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Hey this thread my be going a little flat, but we’ll get it back on track. No Pressure.

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2022, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6214 "2022-02-24T23:18:59Z")

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I’m sure we can squeeze out a few more.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6215 "2022-02-25T01:03:38Z")

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Only if you’ve got time to spare.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6216 "2022-02-25T15:56:14Z")

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Just jack me up and I’ll be ready to go.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6217 "2022-02-25T17:53:06Z")

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Lug those nuts.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2022, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6218 "2022-02-26T03:34:42Z")

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You can’t be torqued out of anything, can you?

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2022, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6219 "2022-02-26T05:03:21Z")

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Well, that gives the conversation a whole new twist.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2022, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6220 "2022-02-26T06:05:13Z")

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You shouldn’t take a job changing tires if you have a hard time taking turns.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2022, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6221 "2022-02-27T23:25:28Z")

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Do we never tire of tire puns in this tread?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2022, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6222 "2022-02-28T01:32:56Z")

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A local gas station started charging money just to put air in your tires. When I commented that this had been free for decades, the attendant just looked at me and said, “That’s inflation for you.”

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2022, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6223 "2022-02-28T02:10:57Z")

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Saw some tires at that station that were 'way too expensive, but they said they got great wear at turnpike speeds. Hey, I said, that’s highway rubbery.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2022, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6224 "2022-02-28T02:31:46Z")

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I asked my physician why he hit people on the knee with that little rubber-headed hammer. He said, “Just for kicks.”

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