# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2022, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6225 "2022-02-28T06:39:53Z")

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I asked an amputee how his life was going. He answered, “Well, I can’t kick.”

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2022, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6226 "2022-03-03T03:39:34Z")

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I asked a man with a stutter what word was the hardest for him. He said, "It’s hard to say.”

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2022, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6227 "2022-03-04T18:50:47Z")

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Did you hear that Daws Butler, the original voice of Yogi, later developed a stutter? It bears repeating.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2022, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6228 "2022-03-04T19:30:17Z")

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Is it true that Yogi’s pal was originally just called “Boo?”

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2022, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6229 "2022-03-05T20:46:09Z")

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There was a tragic Peek-a-Boo accident at the local kindergarten. All involved were rushed to the ICU.

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2022, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6230 "2022-03-06T05:59:01Z")

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I like to calm down with New Age music. It gets me yawny.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2022, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6231 "2022-03-11T20:27:09Z")

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Enya just know that New Age music is great to relax to.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2022, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6232 "2022-03-11T23:38:11Z")

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New Age would be nice. I’m thinking 28 years old would be fine by me.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2022, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6233 "2022-03-12T01:56:24Z")

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Whenever I listen to New Age, I start getting Yanni.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2022, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6234 "2022-03-12T02:08:56Z")

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Funny how your new age always goes up but your new wage might just be going down…

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2022, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6235 "2022-03-12T02:33:13Z")

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My employer says I’m paid by the hour, so why is my paycheck so minute?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2022, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6236 "2022-03-12T10:11:21Z")

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Seconded.

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2022, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6237 "2022-03-12T15:28:05Z")

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6:30 is the best time, hands down.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2022, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6238 "2022-03-14T00:20:42Z")

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My carpenter friend brought me a single plank of wood at 5 o’clock yesterday. I was livid! He’d told me he’d bring me 2 by 4.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2022, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6239 "2022-03-14T00:40:08Z")

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Talk lumber and I’m immediately board.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2022, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6240 "2022-03-14T02:38:37Z")

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I bet on a horse at 10 to 1. Damn nag didn’t cross the finish line until 3:30.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2022, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6241 "2022-03-14T14:23:46Z")

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When my wife makes Irish stew she only puts 239 beans in it. One more bean would make it too farty.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2022, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6242 "2022-03-15T01:04:10Z")

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You should load it up with beans, given the rising cost of gas.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2022, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6243 "2022-03-15T15:57:45Z")

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One time I tried eating baked beans through my nose, in Heinz sight it was a terrible decision.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2022, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6244 "2022-03-15T19:08:55Z")

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“Next time, try Bush’s,” he said with a shrub.

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